my-own-worstenemy

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Nah that guy’s a jackass who keeps putting stuff off for me to do.

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. They were doing their best at the time and they got you here. It’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown but please don’t think your past self lacked worth in any way.

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This post is a roller coaster.

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

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Just dudes bein bros

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Nintendo’s official website has a poll of who you would like to give a valentine to and Waluigi is winning by a huge margin

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Because I’ve lost control of my life

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Huh, neat

not sure if anyone has pointed this out yet, but the melodies in abuela’s segment during the family madrigal and dos oruguitas are identical

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Peter: Croissants: dropped. Harley: Road: works ahead. Shuri: BBQ sauce: on my titties. Morgan: Shavacado: fre Peter: Miss Keisha? Peter, Harley, Shuri, and Morgan: Fucking dead. Tony: … Tony: I don’t know what any of that means, but you’re all grounded for saying the f-word.

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Most people who like Lizzie only like her for her music and most of her fans are female soooo... yeah.

Don’t get me wrong Lizzo’s great and I appreciate her music. That being said, liking an artist doesn’t automatically mean you’re attracted to them. Also, a lot of thinner female musicians are still doing pretty good so you initial comment about the “skinny bitches” is invalid. Maybe you should just be comfortable with your own body and stop putting down other people because they aren’t shaped like fucking circles.

Plus size girls are winning!

Lizzo’s success proves that now you gotta be plus size to make it big in music. All these skinny bitches no longer have a chance. Men and women love plus size girls now and they prefer to listen to music made by them.

We did it ladies! Plus size is the official new beauty standard. Lizzo broke barries and made plus size mainstream in music and in the world. She’s the biggest artists out right now and you can’t deny it. We’ve never seen anything like this before. Ladies, don’t fuss about losing weight, men love all your curves.

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Just thought this was kinda important.

Real talk

Straight people aren’t the problem, homophobes are

Cis people aren’t the problem, transphobics are

White people arent the problem, racists are

Regular Americans aren’t the problem, Trump and his administration are

Men aren’t the problem, misogyny and rapists are

Think before you blame the majority of people that exist.

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Yo look at this Wampa I found (at Abbeville County, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuPsdG0BBKT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ez161v6lrasq

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My friend fell asleep on the bus to Disney

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Holy Macarena!

N U N   R A V E

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after jefferson was elected, hamilton moved upstate and decided he wanted to start a vegetable garden. having no idea how to go about tending plants, he wrote to a friend of his, agriculture expert richard peters. this letter began

“in this new situation, for which I am as little fitted as Jefferson [is] to guide the helm of the U. States, i come to you as an adept in rural science for instruction”

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You do realize that most normal people think being anorexic is just as unhealthy as being overweight or obese and view them in the same light. The only difference is that most people talk to people suffering from anorexia in a more sensitive manner because they are usually suffering from other mental health issues that cause their anorexia such as feeling unloved or unwanted; however, fat people eat a lot and never attempt to exercise hard to manage their weight and get upset when people love them and feel “oppressed” when they are too fat to fit in an airplane seat or sit in regular chairs.

-My Own Worst Enemy

Anorexic:

-Fasts for 48 hours

-Constantly smoke cigarettes for weight loss

-Overdoses on laxatives

-Purges by regurgitation

Fatphobes: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fat girl:

-excerises

-Eats the reccomend amount of calories

-Eats healthy food

- Literally just eats one pizza

Fatphobes: God you’re so uNheAlThY!!! Why don’t you eat a fucking salad, fatty!!

^^ Shit like this is one of the primary reasons why weight loss eating disorders exist in the first place

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I don’t know there’s something pretty great about being healthy enough to run 5ks to me. There’s nothing wrong with making your child eat healthy food. So you should stop telling people how to raise their children

PSA: Stop pushing diet-culture and weight loss onto children!

Dieting and talking about weight loss both lead to increased risk of developing obesity and eating disorders. 

Nothing good comes of pushing diet-culture and fatphobia on children.

So just…don’t, okay? 

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Thank you for this common sense.

It is not “fatphobic” to be charged more for large clothing. It is not “fatphobic” to suggest weight loss. It is not “fatphobic” to help someone realize how much they overeat. It is not “fatphobic” to talk about nutrition. It is not “fatphobic” to encourage a healthy BMI. It is not “fatphobic” to dismiss the “genetic obesity” lie. It is not “fatphobic” to dismiss the “starvation mode” lie. It is not “fatphobic” to suggest following a lower calorie diet. It is not “fatphobic” to dismiss any and all fat logic and enabling behavior. It is not “fatphobic” of your doctor to correctly assess your health and suggest weight loss if you are overweight or obese, or for them to deny performing a surgery due to your weight. Doctors are held liable and obese patients are high risk.

You are healthy at a healthy size. Not all sizes are healthy.

Being fat is not healthy. Call it what you will- fat, overweight, obese. BEING FAT IS NOT HEALTHY. EVER. Stop encouraging others to overeat. Stop encouraging others to neglect their bodies. If you sell people the lies you’ve been selling yourself all you’re doing is promoting self harm, a slew of dangerous health complications, and early deaths.

If you’re happy with yourself, keep your fat logic, delusional concepts, and lies to yourself. Dig your own grave, not the graves of others.