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what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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me when my disabilities disable me:

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pick up your banjo

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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you don’t have to write something good. you just have to write something unhinged enough to edit later

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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

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Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.

20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”

80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”

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accidentally wrote a banger line and now i have to build an entire novel around it. classic.

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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can uou drive me to deer practice

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Cleaning gets easier when you remember it's a thing you're doing to make your life less miserable, and not a thing you're doing as punishment

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Me after explaining the multiverse of different people and characters where I have different ocs in my head to my sisters