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I think they should let me request that when I die someone transport me down to the bottom of lake superior so that my corpse can be creepily preserved in her icy and deoxygenated waters for all of time. I think that if I put this in my will someone should be legally required to do it.

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i dont want traditional burial i want to become a bog body

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When I die I want to be buried with grave goods that make future archaeologists think I was of much higher status than I actually was so that my grave will be referred to as a princely burial and I’ll be remembered by some cool name like “The Colchester Barrow Princess” (I’ve decided that I will be buried in a highly visible barrow, possibly with a ship) and the National Trust will erect a small museum about me filled with entirely incorrect but cool sounding archaeological assumptions

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woah

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at my funeral i want the entirety of Space Is The Place to be played while my body is strung up and jiggled around in time by a team of a dozen puppeteers so it looks like im dancing very stiffly with my eyes closed, just like i did in life

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E-Tomb is a design concept for a solar powered headstone that stores the deceased’s online presence which can then accessed via Bluetooth by visitors to grave.

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have kazaky perform at my funeral and dance on my coffin honestly

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if you need it done you should get it planned on your account at MYSENDOFF.COM!!!

when i die please promise me youll carve the end of the seinfeld creepypasta on my tombstone

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I’m not going to have a single song played at my funeral, instead I’m going to have Philip Glass with his orchestra perform the score to Notes on A Scandal throughout the entire day to give all my surviving relatives the uneasy sense of constant dread that I’m not over I WILL NEVER BE OVER