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Tony: I'm buying you a Rolex

Peter: What, why! That's way too excessive

Tony: You need a proper watch

Peter: I have a proper watch *shows off children's Spider-Man watch*

Tony: That is not a watch, that's an embarrassment

Peter: Just wait till you see this—*presses button so it flashes coloured lights* bet your dumb Rolex can't do that

Tony: It can't, and if it did I'd return it

Peter: Sounds like you've never been kidnapped in the dark with nothing but this bad boy to try and pick the lock with. And those suckers said it was too invaluable to take, pft

Tony: ...Why do you create more problems for me every time we have a conversation?

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EAT SHIT!

insp. by this ask

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thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

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THIS TWEET WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

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☮️ ✌️

Can’t believed they named a whole country after some dork

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I kind of suck at tagging, so I made this infographic to help make it easier.

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#sir, how dare you

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I’m not gonna fight you. You’re my friend. You’re my mission.

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DAMSEL IN DISTRESS

a classic theme in world literature, art, film and video games; most notably in those that have a lot of action. This trope usually involves beautiful, innocent, or helpless young female leads, placed in a dire predicament by a villain, monster, or alien, and who requires a male hero to achieve their rescue. After rescuing them, the hero often obtains their hand in marriage.

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I just mentioned in passing how the address last night was a nightmare and my aunt (shockingly) agreed with me but then she said “I couldn’t believe the disrespect, whether you like him or not he holds the office!”

🙃

We are not the same

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Breaking news

Girl watches sad movie and gets sad!

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You know how Degas did studies of ballerinas? This is… kind of like that!

(On Twitter / Instagram ayyyyy)

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The Jinx/Ekko fight montage on the bridge in episode 7 is ART

I keep rewatching it

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I’m watching Arcane because I was influenced by James (@sarajamss on TikTok)

And I fear I just don’t care for anything involving Mel

I’m so sorry I find her tedious.

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“Sex-negative messages don’t keep people from having sex. They keep people from having good sex. They keep people from having pride in their sexuality, from sexual self-awareness. They keep people from asking questions about sex, and communicating with their partners. They discourage experimentation. They blur the lines between consensual sex and rape by framing all sex as an undifferentiated mass of “bad.””

— Sex-Negative Education and the Spectre of Rape « Sex Positive Activism 

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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

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