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YouTube street interviewer: What superhero would you want to sleep with?

Peter: Uhhh. Human Torch. Just because I could make him have the worst sex of his life.

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I strongly believe that in the canon Marvel comic universe, Peter and Johnny have kissed at least once to see if they'd feel something.

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sometimes i forget that some people don’t consume media beyond the canon material (totally fine ofc) and i suddenly feel very uncomfortable when my dad talks about johnny storm like i didn’t read spideytorch fanfiction all night

like yeah he’s just the guy who lights on fire in the fantastic four to my dad but he kisses peter parker in my mind so how can i casually talk about marvel with him

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Johnny: Do you really use the Spider-Man merch? It isn't just for show?

Peter: Yes, I use it. What else would I do with it? Put it on display and not use it?

Johnny: No. I thought you'd put it in storage or something. That's what I do with the F4 merch.

Peter: That's… so stupid.

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*Post wisdom teeth removal*

Johnny: Sue, I'm gay.

Sue *holding Johnny's hand*: I know, honey. We've all met Peter.

Johnny: Spider-Man is so hot.

Sue: Why are you whispering?

Johnny: I don't want Peter to find out and get jealous.

Peter *holding Johnny's other hand*: He's the one that would be jealous. Cause I get you, and he doesn't.

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Peter: I would kiss a man for ten bucks.

Johnny:…hmmmm.

Johnny *hands Peter ten bucks*:…

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Johnny: I've lost Peter.

Johnny: I have fallen down the alt-right pipeline and now believe the Earth is flat!

Peter *on the ceiling*: *Outraged sputtering*.

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Shout out to Characters who are shells of their former selves! You died and you’re not coming back! You don’t recognize yourself and neither does anyone else, and it’s anyone’s guess what the fuck you’re supposed to be now!

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Remember when spider-man far from home came out and we all thought Peter’s identity being revealed and as a bad guy was the worst thing that couple happen? Yeah no way home made us look like delusional fools

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rough day?

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and they were roommates

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SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021, dir. Jon Watts

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@mcuchallenge year of celebrations

Spider-Man Day @spider-mandaily Week 1 | Your Favourite Spider-Person

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TOM HOLLAND as PETER PARKER Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) dir. Jon Watts

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We all should go easy on our boy Peter when it comes to Black Cat! If any of us was in this situation, we all would have folded!!

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God I love them sm.

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Love them sm