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the arm scene but it’s gideon’s heart

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everyone’s favorite worst girl, ianthe tridentarius!

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Gideon protects!

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Two very different shen sibling dynamics that i both enjoy equally and some other svsss drawings

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eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them

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POV: you just joined the greatest sect and got chosen by the scholarly peak master and just handed him tea for the acceptance ceremony

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I thought it was criminal to leave us all with blurred Qijiu from the previous post, so here we go.

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mm fulled of eggs

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that dance but make it griddlehark

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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I know people aren't here for the news, but trans folks, I'm thinking of you tonight and how you deserve better.

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Yue Qingyuan gets accidently slipped a truth serum right before a peak lord meeting and instead of confessing about the cave someone (probably Liu Qingge) asks him why he never actually properly disciplines Shen Qingqiu and he replies "I like it when he's mean"

Shen Qingqiu: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ what.

Yue Qingyuan: it's cute and sexy when you're being vicious and mean. I know I shouldn't allow it so I at least make a token attempt to stop you but it's hard to commit when I'm hard because of it.

Shen Qingqiu: ⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄ WHAT

And then it's chaos

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An Ding Disciple, who found Mobei-Jun in her Shifu's Leisure House: What do you mean you guys aren't married? We've got like fifty bets riding on your sex life - Why haven't you married him???

Mobei-Jun, head in hands, surrounded by mind maps and charts with red string: IM TRYING-

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Y’know I bet among demons Mobei Jun had a reputation of being a legendary romantic. All of the overtures he makes to his human are some public, so loud. He’s like demon Gomez Adams. On the other hand the demons see Shang Qinghua as the icy beauty, as capable as he is cruel. He ignores every gesture, plays at being pathetic to put their king off. He even plays with their king’s heart, stealing him away only for him to come back unmarried and without child.

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Peak Lord meeting

Yue Qingyuan: How about we switch our current piping system to lead pipes- they're much more malleable and sealed. It'd be a great investment.

Shang Qinghua, who barely passed science but does remember some stuff: Hmmm how about we don't.

Out on a mission

Qi Qingqi: And when did he begin to take a turn for the worse

Tearful wife: around the time his doctor prescribed him medicine for his illness

Shang Qinghua, squinting at the label on the bottle: does that say arsenic

Shang Qinghua, sidling up to Mu Qingfang: hey how attached are you to the use of mercury as a treatment for constipation.

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Bingpup says gay rights

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