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dOeS yOuR mAn KnOw AbOuT yOuR tUmBlR no he’s not allowed to use the internet except for school work and educational math games

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can you imagine chuckling at none pizza with left beef and then living through the death of humanity and resurrecting a chunk of it and becoming a god figure to the new society you create and then 10,000 years later referencing it in conversation to a horribly traumatized teenager who has no possible frame of reference for this ancient meme that no one else alive has ever heard of

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"I have to be a terminally online tiktok goth because concerts are expensive a d I'm a minor who can't go to clubs" the cemetery is free and bones don't card you

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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“This place reeks of depression”

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omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

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For the "Childless Cat Ladies"

image by The Liberal Atheist Nurse

about the centuries-old trope with a long tail: X

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Bonus:

Stop it, you two!

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Pnf’s best character arc was buford going from ‘generic bully’ to ‘choatic weirdo’

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