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Incorrect Quotes from Defaced, Episode 4

The inspiration for today's episode is brought to you by Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows.

Marcus, to Mycroft: Please, Mr. Holmes, I know that your brother yet remains alive. There is no use in denying it. You must tell me where he is. Mycroft: He is residing in a place which I cannot reveal for the sake of anonymity and discretion...but I can tell you the residents speak Swiss. Marcus: ... Marcus: That's...not very discreet. And Swiss is not a language. Mycroft: It's so overt, Mr. Jones, that it's covert.

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

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oh ok

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my seven BEAUTIFUL boys: hatwell, blaynwell, roywell, samwell, wealwell, johnwell, maxwell

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growth is saying “ok” when you know you got a paragraph in you

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What if I just wanted to cover myself in glue and lay in a bunch if black and yellow feathers. What then. And then I crawl.into your garden and rub my body against your plants, careful not to squish them, allowing the petals to stick to me. What then.

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

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Don't worry. My responses to said letter will be something along the lines of ... 'YESS AHHAHDBXHHD!!!!!' OR also sound ad though I'm putting myself into a difficult conversation of 'writing an email to Shakespeare.' It depends on who's fronting.

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

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No honestly. Most people I meet I am very wary of. Trust issues are high. I put a block between us. And slowly... slowly I start unmasking. And then they unmask BACK. AND IRS THE BEST FEELING EVER. Because I've made myself more comfortable and them more comfortable.

what i've learned from my attempts to be more active in discords and other online communities is you just have to show up and participate in conversation and even if youre a little annoying or awkward eventually people will grow a fondness to you out of familiarity alone

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what i've learned from my attempts to be more active in discords and other online communities is you just have to show up and participate in conversation and even if youre a little annoying or awkward eventually people will grow a fondness to you out of familiarity alone

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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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they just named these guys urban and townie

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I took this way too literally. I thought your post meant ... um.;

'Hi. Yes. Lock in to make a post on tumblr. Turn your thoughts and brain on to be able to focus your post to a specific media. Or thing. And LOCK IN ON IT!!!"

ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public

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It hurts to lose my mind please dont hit me with the dinkerboinker Ray:€

getting a new interest that it feels like nobody gaf about is so excruciating what do you mean people aren't going ham nuts over this thing. please start losing your minds

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System

this sucks so bad im gonna (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) divide my personality into different characters and solve personal dilemmas by having debate-style discussions with them

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There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people