mybraincomesinalittleglassvial

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remember when guys would just wear anime girl orgasm face compilation hoodies out in the world i want a where are they now for those people. i do assume most of them have passed away from vape rig complications

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Just in case i DIDNT block the correct user and somehow he can still read my shit...

Fuck you. I, at this point, really and truly hate you. I trusted you, i defended you, i thought we were friends. I hate you because you proved - through continuous actions over the course of a year or more - that you only cared about ending my marriage and claiming me as some sort of prize. You didnt actually care about me as a person, you only cared about yourself and getting what you wanted. Luckily for me, it didnt work. It made my marriage better actually, which is pretty cool if I'm being honest because my marriage was already really great... so I just want you to know with absolutely certainty that I cannot fucking stand you and all of this was 100% your own fault.

We tried to help you. Tried to tell you the way you acted was actively a problem. Tried to correct it in a loving, friendly, way. But you chose to ignore every ounce of help.

So, fuck you. If I see you again it's on fucking sight.

Also I know you dug through my night stand drawer you fucking creep.

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Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

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Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?

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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

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this site seems strangely familiar... like i've been here before

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Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,

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unfortunately this comment a TERF made on one of my posts is genuinely hysterical

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Blossom's here to snuggle you. she says it's going to be okay, okay?

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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCKING VOTE

Liberals are already telling everyone all the things they can't have in the future, which I'm sure will generate winning levels of enthusiasm

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I planted a lilac bush last year and it flowered this year and i love it so much it makes me so happy

honestly seeing a pretty flower outside will change your life

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get in losers we're killing caesar.

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Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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Okay i feel better 💜 back to ur regularly scheduled scrolling

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see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.