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mycaptainjones · 4 hours
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well (x)
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mycaptainjones · 6 hours
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Mean Girls (2004) || The Rings of Power (2024)
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CHARLIE VICKERS as Sauron in THE RINGS OF POWER "Doomed To Die"
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mycaptainjones · 6 hours
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God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.
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mycaptainjones · 6 hours
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#when you gaslit too close to the sun
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mycaptainjones · 6 hours
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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
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mycaptainjones · 7 hours
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The internal struggle Galadriel must have felt trying to decide whether to hide the 9 rings down her pants or in her bra.
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mycaptainjones · 16 hours
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SAURON, once he catches Adar: Do you know what it’s like to be tortured by a god?
ADAR: No, but I watched Elrond and Galadriel kiss onc—
SAURON: YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!
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mycaptainjones · 16 hours
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mycaptainjones · 17 hours
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oh, he is about to ravage the light out of her while searching for those rings.
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mycaptainjones · 17 hours
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when I kissed my best friend and future mother in law while she was pinning after mr hot evil antagonist before my wife was even born and she thought her husband was dead and now we're all in the same room having the most awkward family dinner of all time
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mycaptainjones · 17 hours
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“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention
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mycaptainjones · 18 hours
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the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and
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mycaptainjones · 18 hours
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A couple who gaslights together...
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GAGGED 'EM
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mycaptainjones · 18 hours
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``Please say yes this time, my queen´´
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mycaptainjones · 21 hours
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i’m gagged. i’m seated. i’m ready.
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mycaptainjones · 2 days
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forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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