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I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

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poem 1 

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German is amazing omg

The weather report in nine German dialects (including two extinct ones from Eastern Europe)

TV sketch from the late 1960s / early 1970s by Peter Frankenfeld

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rome gets it.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that a meat tentacle lives inside of our mouth

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It’s easy to talk shit on Tumblr about all these people in Hollywood taking a stand and “just wearing black” but they literally brought activists from all different organizations as dates and had them speak and they’re all donating and urging others to donate and SPEAKING ABOUT IT ON A HIGHLY WATCHED AWARDS SHOW. Like that means something. It means A LOT. I’m not saying there aren’t some hypocrites but at some point it seems like nothing is gonna be good enough for anyone. This is important and it matters.

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Sometimes I forget that German is pretty wild. Like look at these two sentences

Der gefangene Floh.

and

Der Gefangene floh.

The only difference is the capitalization of the words. But these sentences mean something COMPLETELY different: 

Der gefangene Floh = the trapped flea.

Der Gefangene floh = the prisoner escaped.

Thanks Zeitmagazin for reminding me how stupid yet awesome this language is. 

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i still think that the most german thing is not beer or brezeln, in my opinion its asparagus time because in which other country do you have like 80million people eating tons of aspargus nonstop, without ever taking a break for weeks on end. like we literally celebrate asparagus season with meeting up to eat our beloved Spargel and Spargel only.. and Idk but if thats not the most german thing than i dont know what it

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Deutschland am 9. November

1918: Novemberrevolution in Berlin, Ausrufung der Deutschen Republik

1923: Hitler-Ludendorff-Putsch in München

1938: Scheitelpunkt der Novemberpogrome (“Reichskristallnacht”)

1989: Mauerfall

weitere Ereignisse: https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/9._November_(Deutschland)

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Kein Vergeben, Kein Vergessen!

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9th of November, 1989- The fall of the Berlin Wall

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someone: whats ur ringtone me, who has had their phone on vibrate since 2008: ???

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*winks at my reflection in the mirror*

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Every time I see “guilt” or “sin” associated with food I roll my eyes so hard I’m worried they’re going to get stuck.

“5 Super Bowl Snacks you Don’t Have to Feel Guilty About!” Dear God Brenda just eat the nachos. They’re special, they make you happy, and some nachos for the Super Bowl are not going to make or break anything.

By all means, make the lettuce wraps too, but do so because they’re healthy and yummy, maybe they align with your goals better. But guilt and shame and sin shouldn’t never be associated with food. It is not healthy. It should not be normalized.

Food does not have morality. Food does not change your worth as a person.

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don’t pity the dead harry, pity the people who never read the books and don’t understand that sirius was the hottest motherfucker in the series