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Jesus fucking christ.

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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

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@adelinejclose

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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the way usamericans talk about their military fucks me up. thank you for what service like which service are they providing you with. they're protecting your country from what. they're fighting for the freedom of whomst. why do they need to do that for and why are they doing in it in the middle east

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They should invent a new kind of Being Alive where it's not painful and it doesn't hurt constantly and actually feels worth it and you're happy for more than a few hours at a time

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common misconception! Thomas Crapper didn't invent the flush toilet. it was actually patented by Alexander Cumming. what Crapper invented was the floating ballcock.

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a single dry cough

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remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

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BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013–2021) S05E14 | The Box

Apparently, that's a trigger for me.

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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honestly my favorite 4chan post

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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness