mychlapci

[mychlapci]

https://www.tumblr.com/mychlapci/782549012781924352/httpswwwtumblrcommychlapci781195342280540160?source=share

This is the same Anon so I really want four chocolate milkshakes so bad RN so I made a list of random behaviors the SKYBOUND Transformers exhibit on Earth

- They start stealing billboards/Giant statues of Earth objects (i.e like giant donuts on top of donut shops, animal statue ls in front of zoos).

They take the billboards trying to comprehend Earth Languages and the giant objects trying to copy human behavior (other times they just like them as trinkets) Local businesses and tourists traps who've had their giant objects stolen get a slight increase in sales after these events.

They do steal giant fake weapons through, the sight of gray guns makes them nervous.

- Speaking of copying human behavior they start trying to re-learn positive physical touch. They do hold servos and lock arms to make sure they stay together but they start to get experimental with other actions like Piggy back rides. They eventually re-learn that Chirolinguistics which helps a lot in communicating with each other.

- They will randomly take naps, their bodies's sleep schedule are all kinds of fucked during the war. They normally naps in large open areas trying to stay away from civilization but sometimes they just pass out on a farmer's property. Cuddle piles are common

- They love to go to drive in theaters; they don't like war movies. Sometimes they go in alt mood and other times they will go in their bipedal mode.

- Frenzy, Rumble, Beach Comber and Bee love to go into human dense areas for exploring/scouting (and because they are the smallest). This action has a death gripe on the UN as they can't fight them without ending up destroying the area. It's not helped by humans actively interacting with them in various ways.

- Starscream also goes out for exploring and will let humans walk into his hands, he picks them up very gently and not far from the ground (him kneeling also helps) He does not pick up people possessing visible fire arms and seems scared of them.

- During the beginning Soundwave barely wanted to move as he suffered immense migraines 24/7 because he forgot the ability to control his telepathy. While he can sorta comprehend the thoughts of his feelings bots he couldn't understand human and animals, resulting in his processor being overheated. Thankfully Soundwave got treatment to help control them and a developed a technique to help if his migraines pop up (Whale noises and the sounds of elephants helped)

- Optimus has retained the most of his memories but it's barely better. He knows there was a war going on and is worried about the others getting captured. He feels conflicted about reaching out to the other Auto Bots as he doesn't want them to lose their memories, he tries to corporate with the humans. A part of him loves the peace but at what cost to themselves.

- Both sides start to re-learn how to play which is cute too see.

- Thundercracker takes Charge of the Decepticons and helps Optimus the most. Soundwave ends up as the Second in Command.

- They start trying to communicate with humans but their grasps isn't the best. The public eagerly responses while official governments scramble to figure out how to translate stuff.

- They start to try Earth food just because.

- Skywarp 's teleporting freaked out the world's government at first.

- There are entire groups dedicated to following them from TV shows to radio channels to books.

I think as more Transformers come to Earth and lose their memories the war is forgotten about with maybe OP and Megs remembering the most.

hgrghh .. so much food for thought. so adorable, so mysterious...

[mychlapci]

Bob budiansky got told that Megatron's name was too "scary" (something something, being named "big menacing bomb" was too much for executives that own the ouija board)

This canonically means Megatron is into wheeljack.

implying that only the mere mention of explosions is enough to make wheeljack horny

[mychlapci]

Grandpa Magnus forgetting his lunch and Rodimus brings it to him. He's wearing a short skirt and whenever he bends down everyone can see his panties.

He sits in grandpas lap and hand feeds him while everyone watches. He begins coming in more to give his grandpa lunch and begins seducing his coworkers.

All of those old men want a chance to fuck young pussy.

hrghhhh sexy grandson Rodimus comes in at least once a week to tease his grandpa and his coworkers by flashing his cute panties and garters at them. everyone is jealous of but also pities Ultra Magnus. That's his grandson, Ultra Magnus obviously isn't fucking him– he just has this beautiful meal right in front of him that he can't even touch!

[mychlapci]

If all the Megatron’s were Megabulls, which one would try to kill the others first?

why would you want to pit bad bitches against each other? i would put them in the breeding stocks.

[mychlapci]

It's even hotter today dang it

[mychlapci]

Puppy Orion is in heat, he needs D-16 to breed him, maybe he needs the whole barracks to fill up his pussy, being passed around might get rid of his heat faster so he an get back to work

puppy orion in heat humps every single miner he comes across. d-16 better get him pregnant quickly, or else someone else will do it.

[mychlapci]

today’s pregnant bots

[mychlapci]

watching rescue bots for horny reasons and i just realized chase can speak dog. puppybot chase CANON and REAL

have you ever doubted me when i said that chase is dogboy coded. he's a real dogboy.

[mychlapci]

the king got destroyed by an enraged djinn

[mychlapci]

When Bumblebee won instead of shooting him and throwing him into the distance Megabull should have raped him

What who said that

oooh brother i've seen some clips already, i've seen some clips. megabull asserts dominance by raping that little bug until he's a crying puddle of squirt and cum.

[mychlapci]

Omg can we have TFA Megabull fragging Opticow? That would be nice and then he can suck on his titties

we haven't had megabull and opticow yet?? damn. you know mating season is crazy for the two of them

[mychlapci]

I know what your name is and how it’s pronounced but my mind autocorrects it to “mylpachi” every time

that's okay i do that too sometimes tbh. and it's MY language

[mychlapci]

nicolas hoult was in fucking warm bodies

[mychlapci]

"two pump chump" is a crazy serial killer name.

[mychlapci]

i'm not sayin that i dont believe it but when people say that nicolas hoult is super famous and a huge name in the superman cast composed of actors getting their big break, it's like well are you Sure. i have never seen this man ever before in my life. except for that nosferatu remake. i thought that was like his first big thing.

[mychlapci]

had a dream about that gay fucking rat from ratatouille. made me sad.

[mychlapci]

my king, how do you feel about Megabull in the new Cyberworld series? I just watched it cause my Twitter mutuals were going ape, and immediately thought of cowtimus/megabull posts lmao

i'm not planning on watching cyberworld as of now so idk but i do feel good about megabull. that should be obvious.