mycophilichimejoshi

[mycophilichimejoshi]

okay but it would be kind of funny if like jude perry had went "liar liar pants on fire" and he started sizzling like a most delectable steak. or asparagus if youre vegetarian i guess

The fact that Jonah Magnus died in such a painful, personal, human way is viciously satisfying.

He doesn't get a supernatural death. Doesn't magically implode or whatever. No, he's stabbed, over and over with such hatred and anger from the man he manipulated for years. He feels pain for every one of those he used and did nothing as he watched them die.

He died so very human, and that is exactly how it should be.

[mycophilichimejoshi]

hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:

i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W

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Harvesting my wheat

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🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[mycophilichimejoshi]

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

[mycophilichimejoshi]

Cant stop thinking about the words i immediately blurted out at an abortion protestor who asked me what i thought about abortion was "i would get aborted every day if i could" and i just kept on walking

[mycophilichimejoshi]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[mycophilichimejoshi]

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

[mycophilichimejoshi]

my gender is not a man but a woman

simple and to the point i guess

@beesinmypancrees @daemonsdemons @zetamushroom

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

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I love when I have an old interest that then is relevant to a newer interest and everyone thinks I learned about the old interest because of the newer interest when I have actually been carrying around this information for 5 years

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i love when he mutters to himself

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Have some S1 Jon when his biggest problem was being bored by a statement.

It's summer, it's hot down in the archives and Martin just needs to take five for some fresh air. He is fine.

[mycophilichimejoshi]

trans unity

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Just discovered JonTim ship name keyeaking don't mind me just gonna go sit and stare at a wall now

[mycophilichimejoshi]

Sometimes you see tma fanarts and if you don't know the podcast you'd think it's an office romcom about a librarian with gender dysphoria and a love for vintage aesthetics who finally masters the courage to dress how they feel and find support from their workmates: a nerd with a crush the size of the sun, a bisexual disaster, and the Only Sane One™ who, for some reason looks like a different person in every fanart.

There's also the creepy Victorian slut boss who seems awfully invested in Jon's coming out journey, and a very gender door.

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[mycophilichimejoshi]

TMA (and BtVS) fans:

So I like Michael as the Distortion, but does anyone else prefer Helen?

Helen is one of the funniest characters in the whole show. Like she just starts hanging out with the archives crew as the token evil friend with the same vibe as Spike in S4 of Buffy. Jon's revulsion at her general presence comes across as the same why the fuck are you in my space energy as Giles' and Xander's irritation at Spike asking for Weetabix with his blood and nicking radios.

She really took one look at the archives crew and went I can make these dysfunctional bitches worse and she was right. Emotionally toxic icon.