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1) think about baseball stats 2)

think…

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Give me a post-Fusion mini-story where Samus has to deal with another infant of Ridley’s species and is torn between the ideas of blowing its brains out to save everyone some trouble, or trying really hard to raise it with some understanding of right and wrong.

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People that I’ve passed by.

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if exploring your gender is ‘becoming a trend’ then i’m glad it’s replacing the ‘being confused and miserable with no context or vocabulary for what you’re going through’ trend

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an icon, literally an icon

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TAZ Balance Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

You know I had to do it to you. 

THE SEVEN BIRDS

Barry:

Davenport:

Lucretia:

Lup: 

Magnus: 

Merle:

Taako:

THE BUREAU OF BALANCE

Angus:

Avi: 

Carey:

Fisher:

Garfield, the Deals Warlock:

Johann:

Killian:

Lucas:

No-3113:

Pringles: 

VILLAINS

Edward & Lydia: 

Jenkins:

John:

Magic Brian: 

EVERYONE ELSE

Hurley:

Klarg:

Kravitz:

Rozwell:

Sloane: 

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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The original Addams family comics were the fattest mood

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling Just wanted to remind you that you're beautiful & you're alive for a reason. So smile you little goof nugget, I love you

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No of fence but if you’re gonna like. Draw a realistic portrait of an anime character who lives in japan and has a Japanese name you miiiiighhht wanna maybe, I don’t know, draw them with Japanese features?

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people talk about how extra anakin and luke are but no one ever mentions how leia:

was scheduled for execution when luke and han freed her from her cell and still gave them a shit about it

proclaimed her love to a smuggler in front of half the empire before he was frozen in carbonite

blinks whenever she shoots; still manages to kill troopers

impulsively pursued a trooper on endor, tried to get him to fall from his bike, fell from her bike herself, then waited until said trooper hit a tree so she could faint

rescued her lover from jabba and when he couldn’t see her, instead of saying her name, said ‘someone who loves you’

told a guy he had an awful smell while suggesting vader is the emperor’s dog, all within one sentence

was virtually proclaimed the ewok princess while wearing a brand new dress while her friends were going to be the ewoks’ dinner

kissed her own brother in order to make the guy she likes jealous

insulted the millennium falcon and her pilot right before they were supposed to save her (on more than one occasion)

ignored han as he tried to save her from echo base by bossing people around when they were all supposed to evacuate

willingly almost let chewie choke lando

yelled ‘IT’S A TRAP!’ dramatically first

called han a stuck up half-witted scruffy looking nerf-herder; made out with him 3 days later

legit made out with han in front of darth fucking vader

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“Ziggurat,” 2019 oil on paper LOUIEVANPATTEN.com

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thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

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I like noticing random commonalities between tMG songs bc at this point their body of work is so huge that it would be statistically impossible for multiple songs written by the same person over the course of a quarter-century to not mention the same shit now and again, but like is it just a coincidence or is there a 17-year-long symbolic/thematic thread to trace here? Are Chevy Impalas a metaphor for despair in the face of poverty or does “impala” just scan well? It’s JD so like you never know right