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Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

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" We're looking for a white male, approximately mid to late 30s, between 5"6 to 6"2 "

" wheels up in 30 "

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I hate nepotism. That should have happened to me.

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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Y'all vape :/ why you do that shit to your body…the chemical. Smoke cigarette it’s a plant

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i just need a dorky nerdy man with brown hair and big brown eyes to be my boyfriend PLEASE

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growing up is realising that spencer reid was always hot

maturing is realising that aaron hotchner was also fine as fuck the whole time

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The feminine urge to live in my favorite books is insane.

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Considering how there are no fanfictions for haunting Adeline, its time to write them, tumblr writers😤👏🏻

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Morgan, picking up the phone while not looking: Hey baby girl, tell me something I wanna hear.

Hotch, deadpan: There’s been another homicide, chocolate thunder.

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crazy how tidying up and lighting a candle can change your life

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how the bau react when you ask them to hold your drink in the club:

garcia: bought you a new drink because yours was getting warm

hotch: you didn't have to ask, he was already watching it

jj: protects your drink but also mixes it up with her own so when you get back you're not sure whose is whose

morgan: says yes but forgets as soon as he spots a pretty girl across the dancefloor

reid: not only watches the drink, but physically covers it with his hand and glares distrustfully at passers by

rossi: forgets but then buys you a new drink anyway so it's okay

emily: drinks your drink and then gaslights you into thinking you left it with one of the others, successfully

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Hotch... could get it.... from me specifically

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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle