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It's like a frappucino but no milk tbh

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Actually I'm going to go read mdzs again and none of you can stop me from loving my horrible little favs

I suggest more of you read mxtx light novels and discover things about yourself that not even god could waterboard out of you so that my little men quit losing so bad

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I suggest more of you read mxtx light novels and discover things about yourself that not even god could waterboard out of you so that my little men quit losing so bad

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Anakin: doesn't he look like an exhausted mom already? I wanna give him triplets

Minato: He'd love it, he'd have a joyous glow, he already wears a pink ruffle apron and he'd be even better if he wore it over a baby bump

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Obi wan: look if you had read the fics I have ..and even if you haven't I mean, Ewan McGregor and the costuming department are more than enough. I downloaded like four images and couldn't pick which one to post. Also I think it would give our child glorious mommy issues

Kirishima: the hips the wrists the piercings and tats FUCK and he's an amazing girl dad and bastard ass MF I do not think this is a good idea but who can say no to that face... I'll raise your thug baby demon spawn...

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Tatsu: I think this one is obvious

Zoro: milkers. Good with kids. Carried a fairy in his bra. Milkers.

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Gaara: I mean he already had one semi parasitic being inside of him that was ripped away, why NOT put a baby in there too. Also he's a great dad to shinki and also I need him bad like his VOICE can you not hear him humming lullabies to the baby bump every night? Sorry I'm not putting an image of his ugly boruto hair in my blog but I am thinking about him always

Kyojuro: he needs a baby to stick something horrible in his hair

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Jiang Cheng: he's so much like his mother, and now they can share the experience of childbirth also. I love men who are terrible like their mothers but also so so loyal to family like their mothers. He didn't make it into the poll bc he would sweep his dad and fengmian unlocks something in me. But seriously I loved any scene in the book where he was a focus. And he's a surprisingly good uncle

Akutagawa: he could die in childbirth and I could mourn him forever and give our child a splendid guilt complex. He didn't get in because I genuinely think he'd rather spend the afternoon learning to play uno with the detective agency than spend even an ounce of thought on baby names

Hua cheng: he'd love to have his husband's baby, but if I even thought about putting my baby in either of them I would be killed dead. Kinda hot, but also the reason he didn't make it

Vash: I'm curious to see if our species are capable of reproducing. Also he's so pathetic and terrible and would have the absolute strangest pregnancy cravings and his tiny waist and thin, breakable ankles have captivated me. I need to beat him up and steal his lunch money. I need our toddler to beat him up and steal his lunch money. He didn't make it into the poll bc I wanted to say something deranged about plants but now that I'm writing this, I don't remember what it was

Balam: lay my eggs birdy man.

Also though he loves making picture books! He would spend the entire pregnancy making picture books for the baby. And uh have you seen his boobs. And those teeth are Something that is for sure. I like me a man who can rip my throat out, and all the better if he's a giant softy for kids ngl

Also he's a huge fucking nerd I love him so much

Laios: I have no defense for all the light haired autistic men in these polls, and I honestly don't want to admit that it's probably from a formative crush, so instead hey look! Boobs

Also I think my dog would dislike him and that's fucking hilarious. You haven't seen comedy until you've seen a husky look at a grown man like he's an utter dolt

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Like look at him he's literally already carrying children he can carry my baby while he's at it

Zoro: milkers. Good with kids. Carried a fairy in his bra. Milkers. (Yes the image is crap I can't find my good crop top Zoro)

Shikamaru: he would HATE it. It would be so troublesome. and he never gets his pre baby body back, which explains the boruto jumpsuit thing which is the image I was looking for but I'm not putting that much effort into the poll when I could get that chain-smoking pillow princess bussy

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Look ok that scene where yu ziyuan grabs that woman by the hair like who do you think I am, who do you think you are, I am the lady of this house? YES MA'AM YOU SURE ARE and like it was all good until the woman encroached on the clan and THEN BAM BADASS VICIOUS MILF TIME

Ma'am you can tell me whatever you want

Eda:

1. She would bite people to death. Also, she's bisexual! :D

2. holy shit 😳

(also, have you SEEN harpy Eda?? oh man)

3. fans love her. hot older woman with lots of adopted children. she's a wanted criminal and can literally turn into a feral owl beast.

Yu Ziyuan:

1. Wields a purple electric whip as a weapon. It’s usually disguised as a ring on her finger. Yanked a woman who insulted her by her hair. Known as the Violet Spider. Bitter and angry because her husband seems to prefer his ward over their son and rightful heir. Took that out on said ward and also on her son by always pushing him to be better. Died fighting to save her clan’s independence from being ruled by another clan.

2. god i want her to whip me with her lightning whip

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Marisa Coulter, yu ziyuan, they don't understand you like I understand you 😔

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Tied! May the best pink haired milf win

Kusakari Miza: she's a ghoul so like. she eats humans. she'd 100% bite and eat you to death. she has a crush on a younger guy (a pure dumbass, an himbo even) and spends the series trying to woo him AND THEN we get to the ending 6 years timeskip and they have 9 kids like congrats, girl, you got your man and the kids you wanted which means i can now call you a milf without feeling stupid

also like she's mighty cool, she's the leader of a ghoul clan that has dwarfism and they kick severe ass

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Amuchan:

she slapped a guy so hard he went flying across the (big) room for making one of her son's friends uncomfortable at a party. she has :3 face and fangs and shes a demon. as the demon head of lust, who is a STRONG proponent for consent btw, she not only COULD bite me to death, i would enjoy it the whole time

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Don't worry fengmian I'll still put you in a flat chastity cage even if you lose 💕

Jiang fengmian: look at him

He's a little soft and he loves his kids and he's in a loveless marriage and a baby would NOT fix that but by God that's never stopped anyone in this series. Jiang Cheng I need your dad carnally ok like with tha handcuffs and shit I need to bulge that middle aged mans belly ok

Kirishima: the hips the wrists the piercings and tats FUCK and he's an amazing girl dad and bastard ass MF I do not think this is a good idea but who can say no to that face... I'll raise your thug baby demon spawn...

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I want you all to know those polls lost me followers and also I regret not being weirder in the propaganda

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Minato:

He'd love it, he'd have a joyous glow, he already wears a pink ruffle apron and he'd be even better if he wore it over a baby bump

Itachi: god forbid women help men live that fridged mom best life smdh