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@starchygoodness

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the best part of the entire star war is when han is posing in ep iv as a stormtrooper and he’s cringing bc he knows it’s gonna come out of his mouth oh no there it fucking is “we’re fine. how are you? “ and then the look of pure agony on his face and he physiclaly doubles over bc he is the most cringe worthy man in the galaxy in that moment

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Men really think that women’s liberation is about whether or not we let them view our bodies lmao

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RIP Vine †

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I hate the AM/PM system because I can never remember which 12 is midnight and which is noon.

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My Neighbor Totoro (1988) + Green

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my aunt gets a little too wild sometimes

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We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

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feel old yet?

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blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy

someone: looks like urine trouble

tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT

tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST

tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN’T RIGHT NOW

tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH

tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*

tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

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he angery

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Situations Anyone Who Has Laughed At The Anti-Vax Movement Can Relate To.