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rip to the people who don't want to see romance on the bear but i'm different. i came to see mess. they opened the sydmarcus pandora's box and had sydney literally vomiting at carmy's inability to commit to the restaurant. i need to see that manifest. i need to see marcus be sydney's claire and carmy going unhinged about it for reasons he cannot explain. why don't people want to see this. hot people want to see this
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If there is no romantic sydcarmy I at least need her to kill him
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SEASON 4 THE BEAR PROMOS SCREEN SHOTS. PART 1
Part 2
Sydney talking about work family to Donna


Sydney and Richie hug



Sydney's dad kisses her and she looks grateful

The boys hang out. Work family etc
I'm excited to see Luca in their kitchen.

But hope it's not to replace Sydney.
Hope she works with him and Carmy stares.
They can't be this happy if Sydney is gone. All three of these guys have a thing for her
CARMY saying you're never alone

It looks promising


At least everything isn't blue
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my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭
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‼️‼️OSCARS RANTT‼️‼️
I. emilia perez did not deserve 13 noms wth is going on, zoe saldana deserves recognition but NOT for this film, yall can't snub her for avatar and try to correct ur mistakes with this train wreck of a film
2. if adrien brody wins best actor im throwing a tantrum, i dont want someone with an ai-modified hungarian accent winning over others.
3. if wicked wins for best visual effects i will also be throwing a tantrum, this is completely a personal preference tbf, but i wasn't the biggest of the constant blurry ass glare in the film.
4. the film federation of india, i hope sending laapata ladies was worth not sending All we imagine as light (cannes grand prix winner jfc) for an oscar consideration; the first film we could've had in the best international feature in a WHILE and this is what they do, my god
5. WHERE IS CHALLENGERS?????
WHERE IS QUEER??
Luca Guadagnino they want to silence u
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One of the reasons Nicholas Hoult is the best of the three Nosferatu Husbands: I'm pretty sure he's the only one of them that tells his wife "You were right the whole time, babe"
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funniest part of nosferatu 2024 is when the boys are trying to roll out for boys night but one dude is a no show so they go to find him and he's like. it turns out he's awol from boys night because he went mad with grief and died of the The Plague while he was defiling the corpse of his beloved wife. and the other lads just have to go wow sad and leave it at that because they're on a CRAZY time crunch trying to kill this fucking feratu. you know how it is with boys night.
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nicholas hoult in nosferatu save me… thomas hutter save me… trench coat buttoned to the top… save me lily rose depp… save me elen… you must bounce on itttt…. save me friedrich…. crrrrrrazy style…. save me bill skårsgard…
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A Non-Exhaustive List of Things that Delighted Me in Nosferatu 2024
WE GOT:
Possession sex in the first three minutes
Blood drinking in the most visceral dryhumping fashion possible
Animals being eaten raw (explicit)
People being eaten raw (semi explicit)
Children being eaten raw (non explicit)
Phenomenal use of shadows
A doctor character whose voice is identical to Alan Rickman’s??? I legit thought it was him for a sec
A Silly Little Minion Guy
Implied Necrophilia (Actually dead)
Full frontal Necrophilia (Undead)
Both are kinda Romantic
Rats
RATS
RATS ON RATS ON RATS BABY 🐀
Fucking to Spite your Evil Ex
Incredibly deranged acting by Lily Rose-Depp
So many scare chords, very maximalist sound design
A Lot of Fluids
My Gawd, that’s a lotta fluids
Bizarre as hell jump cuts all over the place
Sumptuous period accurate costuming
*Exquisite* Cinematography
Nicholas Hoult looking progressively more and more sweaty and pathetic
Doorways framing characters Significantly
Engrossingly (emphasis on Gross) commanding performance by Bill Skarsgård
Insane voicework
Technically a Christmas movie the way Die Hard is technically a Christmas movie
Orlok’s Or-cock
It’s just hanging there
Menacingly
Willem Dafoe at one point: I’VE SEEN THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE ISAAC NEWTON WANT TO CRAWL BACK UP HIS MOTHER’S WOMB!
AND MORE!
Magnificent piece of art. Horny in the most Grotesque way. 4 stars to me bc I’m a freak. Has inspired me to watch the original 1922 version. Go watch with your friends. Do NOT watch with your family unless they’re really really chill. Bring a drink and take a sip every time it gets Weird. Enjoy 😘🧛🏽🩸🦇
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RANT/ VENT
‼️‼️‼️SPOILER WARNING FOR NOSFERATU (2025) ‼️‼️‼️
So i watched nosferatu earlier today and i have some THOUGHTS. (unedited, lack of coherent sentences and passages)
Count Orlok and Ellen's dynamic is widely misunderstood as a result of some dark romance girlies twisting the story to fit their narrative.
Orlok was an abuser and nothing changes that
he clearly took advantage of her vulnerability and it's this "toxic, abusive ex" dynamic more than anything else
Yes, Thomas WAS sort of dismissive of her concerns but to act like he's a bad person is actually insane. People have forgotten how to watch movies and it shows.
i mean come ON, ur wife's having ominous dreams while u kinda wanna get that cash money for u guys to have a better life and so that you can provide her with the life she deserves??? i mean yeah if i was in his place i would've probably believed her, but i also understand why he left.
+++ i've seen a few posts using thomas signing the marriage nullifying document as proof that Orlok loved her more??? my guy was scared asf and was literally tricked into doing it considering that he was under the impression that it was a property related document, tf was he supposed to do😭 learn an ancient language in 10 mins??? be so fr rn
Thomas was also very quick to recognise where he went wrong and he APOLOGISED ‼️‼️‼️ He also did everything in his power to protect ellen and idc what people have to say, being a loving, devoted husband does not make someone a cuck; genuinely re evaluate ur priorities if you think like this. My dude was not healed at all and still came back to wisborg to warn/ (attempt to) protect ellen from Orlok.
Another thing, Ellen "consenting " to her and orlok's marriage isn't really consent if she was forced and coerced into doing it btw. Orlok is a power-hungry, sexual predator and ellen and her powers are something he wants and actively lusts for.
thomas and ellen hutter you both deserved sm better, count orlok you're an interesting character for me to think about after the film, but idgaf about u otherwise.
#nosferatu#thomas hutter#ellen hutter#count orlock#someone save ellen hutter from that corpse lord#BRING BACK DEVOTED PATHETIC HUSBANDS
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I think one of the things I appreciated most in Nosferatu was the framing of Ellen and Thomas’s marriage. Despite the fact that he doesn’t quite understand Ellen’s otherness he still loves and accepts her completely. Their deep love for one another is still so palpable even in the thick of Orlok’s manipulations. I just think it would’ve been so easy to make Thomas a witless and uncaring husband and Ellen an unsatisfied wife. But no. Despite everything, they love each other completely. And that only makes it all the more painful.
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anyway ellen hutter crawling to thomas saying “ill be good” and “you could never please me like he could” is crazy work welcome back eroticism in horror
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the thing that makes thomas so compelling in nosferatu 2024 is that he’s downright pathetic but he cares so much about his wife that he turns his patheticness into brave devotion. idk if that makes sense. like he’s SO pathetic but then he puts on his big boy pants and does his best because he’s so devoted to his wife that it doesn’t even matter. “excuse me but she asked for no pickles” ahh marriage. i love him so bad.
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