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You guys have GOTTA learn to stop seeking absolution from strangers online.

If someone says "haha Americans are so self-centered they don't know anything about other countries", you don't gotta jump in and explain that actually it's not your fault because you had a bad education. Just learn from the post and move on!

If someone says "white people hate rap because they're racist", you don't gotta jump in and start listing all the totally valid reasons you personally don't like it. You don't have to justify your music taste to strangers, just move on!

If someone says "people should be more involved in their local communities" you don't gotta jump in and start listing all the reasons that you personally can't leave your house and so actually the original post is really ableist. Just accept that the post doesn't apply to you and move on!

Stop publicly demanding that the internet absolve you of sins that some random dipshit made up, it is always going to make you look bad and you'll wind up trapped in an anxious cycle of needing external validation for every aspect of your personality. You don't have to justify yourself to randos on the internet.

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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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dagoth krabs

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based off this text post lul :]

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Okay

Okay Okay okay

Deltarune theory

So we've all seen those Begentruck memes, hehe funny, hey that speed bump looks like a deer

But

In all seriousness I don't think Asgore had anything to do with Dess's disappearance

If you were Carol Holiday, overprotective mother extraordinaire, and your daughter went missing...if you had even an inkling that a guy had something to do with that, would you let him in your house? Especially to clean things, meaning he has access everywhere? And with your other daughter there to boot?

No, she wouldn't.

So here's my theory: Asgore didn't have anything to do with Dess's disappearance. He's innocent, and Carol knows that.

BUT

The rest of the town doesn't. And something happened during that event that made him look super duper suspicious. And whatever happened was so unbelievable that no one believed his side of the story.

And why didn't Kris say anything? Well, they were traumatized! We can see in the route to get the egg in Chapter 4 that they intentionally repressed memories of that day.

Carol knows Asgore is innocent, but has no proof.

And that's probably why he's in the evil group chat: Carol is manipulating him with the promise that if this plan works, he'll be proven innocent. Toriel will love him again. Everything will be normal and perfect again.

...right?

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reblog this to fuckin BITE all your mutuals

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DRIVING IN MY CART RIGHT AFTER SOME JUICE

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Concept: cursed blade rehabilitation center. Destroying a sentient weapon is expensive and highly unethical, so adventurers bring them to the center where highly trained staff can care for them and eventually find them forever homes. It turns out most cursed weapons are products of trauma and are not strictly evil themselves. Some blades turn out to be fiercely protective companions. Others don't even want to be weapons at all, finding joy in simple work like blacksmithing or farming. Most blades just need to be loved.

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remember kids, the moral of "Irish and Italians weren't even considered White yet!" isn't "because in those times people were so ignorant they didn't think the Irish were white". the moral is "because white is an unreal category created to justify slavery and ongoing hoarding of power and wealth". It's not that you know better about Italians. It's that the boundaries of the higher caste have changed.

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me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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kids get me outta here im stuck in a fake png

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A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(

Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud

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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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the whole 'nobody would miss me if i were gone' line of reasoning is so completely and mindblowingly false, it's almost laughable if you take a couple steps back. there's a lady at work who has been there for maybe two or three weeks and has only talked to me a handful of times, ask where the necklace i usually wear went. another person asked where i was cause i wasn't scheduled for about a week. i regularly think of friends who have deactivated their accounts or who i've lost contact with and what id tell them. i still think about people i haven't talked to for years even though i didn't know them well. people still think about you even if you're a passing specter on the street. and that's not even holding a candle to how much the people who are personally involved in your life care. people do notice and care. all the time. it might be hard to see it or remember it but people do care. ily.

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Fields of Mistira continues post-update, so I bring forth more memes :D