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at literally any given moment my life could be improved by having a giant beverage. Like even if I already have one maybe I need another for later.

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I felt like you guys will appreciate this

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Love Psych for having Shawn Spencer be both a fake psychic and raging skeptic.

Like in the span of ten minutes he goes “OH THE SPIRITS ARE TELLING ME HER SOCKS WERE BLUE” and then tell Gus that ghosts aren’t real and he’s being hysterical.

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

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"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys

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I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

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Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked