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Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog

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no dude you gotta come to the show, it’s for the trans community. Puppygirl Kill Shelter is playing. DJ femboy asphyxiator is gonna be there. A Series of Miss. Fortunate events is gonna perform. The bassist from How it’s Maid said she’s gonna play topless. I hear Twink Chunks is gonna do a secret set in the parking lot. I hear Reel Big Fishnets is gonna host an armpit smelling contest

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drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

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Awful terrible bugses bits us... it itches us so badly...... it would feel so goooood to SCRATCH ITS... NO WE MUSTENT. Ouuughhh

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italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

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Mastercard and visa have reported to a couple news outlets that they are currently being swamped with calls and complaints. Keep up the pressure and try to (politely) insist that you leave a complaint via phone instead of letting the rep direct you to emails. It's way easier to be overwhelmed by a much smaller number of calls so each one counts for a bit more!

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Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot

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at literally any given moment my life could be improved by having a giant beverage. Like even if I already have one maybe I need another for later.

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I felt like you guys will appreciate this

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Love Psych for having Shawn Spencer be both a fake psychic and raging skeptic.

Like in the span of ten minutes he goes “OH THE SPIRITS ARE TELLING ME HER SOCKS WERE BLUE” and then tell Gus that ghosts aren’t real and he’s being hysterical.

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

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"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys

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I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.