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Did they even give Robert Sheehan a script or did they just get him drunk put him in a skirt and let him loose

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i would d i e for you klaus

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I have been laughing about this for days now.

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i’ve never felt more exposed in my life

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“Captain Marvel should smile more” “she looks so serious all the time” “she should smile more” “she’ll look better with a smile”

BRIE LARSON SNAPPED

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You can get through tonight

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if you think shoplifting is bad you should see what our government is doing

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absolutely astonishing sibling things from the Umbrella Academy, in no particular order and to be updated as I remember them

no one questioning why Five is driving even when he’s in a car with siblings who a.) also know how to drive and b.) don’t look like thirteen year old children 

Allison’s little “don’t do anything stupid” before she and Diego split up 

Luther putting on a bop that makes the entire family happy even when they’re not talking to each other

Klaus razzing hungover Luther, particularly the delighted “now you have to marry her!” when he finds out Luther did the do 

Five’s entirely underwhelmed reaction when Diego starts kicking the absolute shit out of a man Five was having a perfectly civil conversation with 

“You’re a young man, Luther” and the ensuing look on Luther’s face

the family’s connection to that bowling alley that isn’t expounded upon and never should be

Vanya dating a real human man is questioned more than Five’s relationship with a mannequin’s head 

Klaus shamelessly encouraging two of his brothers to fight each other at their father’s funeral 

related: Allison and Five having absolutely no reaction because this is about the level of bullshit they expect from this family 

Ben switching through the 3 siblings modes of “I want to help you make your life better,” “I’m only here to offer sarcastic commentary,” and “if you’re not going to make your own life better I Will punch you in the face so help me god”

also every time Klaus makes accommodations for Ben (pulling out a chair and pouring him a cup of coffee, putting down a cushion for Ben to sit on when they’re trying to make Ben corporeal)

they used to sneak out and get donuts together :’) 

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Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty

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please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

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“is it on netflix” isnt even a fucking question anymore because every single time the answer is no

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me: life fucking sucks and has no purpose

marina and the diamonds: I’m miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips, hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss,

me: actually I’m gonna go burn a cop car!!

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