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Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

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THAT WHOLE SCENE IS ME

“really? this is what you guys are doing?”

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the calming purple of azlyrics

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I laminated a paper towel

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alien: *abducts me*

me: omg huge fan thx

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Ok ladies now let’s get information

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My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :)

Me: my what now

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brah fuck it im just die

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MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

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Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much

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Wow me too

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The word “swims” is the same upside down

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*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*

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hE JUST THREW HIM

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Best kind of workout

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Don’t ever bring this uno deck around me cause if a mfer try swap hands w me and I got uno I’m damn near fading them right there. UNO gon have mfers killing each other now smh

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: ( me too