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i did make sure bambi was tended to before moving on to the next household. we can't have her starving until round 8 after all; the social worker would not be pleased.

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jeez bambi can you stop your complaining for one second? your mom's having a baby!

and here she is-- rosie! she's got fabio's estranged dad's eyes, which i'm sure won't bring up any deep seated abandonment issues down the line.

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fabio: --and accompanying me on xylophone is the one, the only, bambiiiii! wow, the crowd is going absolutely wild!

teddy bear: *wilding out*

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fabio can't help but brag to his friend zorah about his amazing life.

fabio: everything's coming up fabio! to think that everybody used to judge me for being heartlessly abandoned by my mother and being a teen dad--

zorah: i don't think people were judging you for that, more like deeply concerned--

fabio: --and now i've got a beautiful family and life! take that, mom! it's true when they say that living well is the best revenge.

zorah: revenge against who??

sorry zorah, we don't have time to unpack that.

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bambi and all of her whining gets moved into cameron's old room. now she can cry to her heart's content without disturbing her parents.

fabio: works for me!

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with cameron gone, it's time for fabio to move in and make things official!

awwww is being separated from your brother triggering some longings for familial companionship?

boris: hopefully it goes away soon before i give in and actually invite christian over.

family is on fabio's mind too-- he just can't stop talking about how happy he is that he is going to marry his best friend!

fabio: now i won't ever be lonely again! and i never have to worry about you or the kids leaving me because you all are not just my family now but my best friends and (unlike certain family members who cruelly cast me aside) best friends would never abandon each other, right??

eugenie: ...right.

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cameron decides to pull the plug on moving in with his girlfriend pia before he winds up as de facto babysitter for baby #2.

cameron: you be sure to call if you need any help, alright? and make sure you keep working with bambi on her potty training. and don't let your boyfriend slack on dad duties. and--

eugenie: of course, uncle cameron. and thank you for everything <3

cameron and boris have lived together their entire lives until now. truly the end of an era.

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bambi is a very loved baby. even chronically disengaged grandpa boris gives her a cuddle every now and then.

only two more toddler days left!

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bambi, please keep the crying down and let your pregnant mom get some sleep.

boris, please keep the conversation down and let your pregnant daughter and cranky granddaughter get some sleep.

boris: but i just have to tell christian about the wonderful meal i had in as loud a voice as possible!

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baby #2 is on its way!

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cameron's making bank and rank today!

hester isn't very pleased with the extra workload cameron's amazing salesmanship is producing. hard work builds character, dear!

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thank god for townies. what they lack in lore they more than make up for in disposable income.

this townie in particular has lore galore now, what with his insistence on butting in to other people's relationships. cameron has a girlfriend and a future stepdaughter he's actively trying to bond with, mr. moustache! he doesn't need any blind dates messing up his spot.

hester: i genuinely do not care.

of course you do, you just don't know it yet.

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some playables came by to support the business. now whether they actually have the household funds to make any purchases remains to be seen. reuben looks pretty concerned...

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um excuse me fidelity, there is no flour baby crazy allowed in cameron's store. please take it outside.

thank you kindly, ma'am.

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now that fabio is (sort of) stepping up and (just barely) taking up his role as bambi's father, cameron can focus on connecting with the other child in his life-- his girlfriend pia's daughter. not that hester is much of a child anymore. she's grown into such a proper young lady, quite the opposite of cameron's whole wannabe rocker vibe.

what would be the best way to build their relationship? something tells him hester won't be satisfied with just beaming him with baseballs like when she was younger.

teens like making money, right? maybe getting hester a job at his music store would be a good idea!

hester: thanks for the job, i guess. do you have any hand sanitizer? this place looks... sticky.

cameron: there's a sink in the bathroom i think.

hester: you think?

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bambi <3 your sibling better be as cute as you