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[mynameisrobiniamadumbass]

beep boop i made a ko-fi post!!! hopefully it works.

[mynameisrobiniamadumbass]

"If you were the sun, I’d be a sputtering flame: made of the same, but you’re so much more than I

I’m a beautiful thing, or so you think, until you see that I’m only reflecting your light

I greet you with venom on my lips and you never seem to get close enough to taste it; and I’m happy you can’t taste it and I’m sad that you won’t try

I wish I could hold you closer than I can, but when I do, you burn my hands, you burn my lungs, you burn my eyes

When we first met, you blinded me and your image was forever scorched into the back of my mind

The closer I get, the hotter it burns, and the deeper that image carves into me, and I carve myself in turn

Like carving marble piece by piece until it takes the perfect shape; but marble cannot move the way you can

And god to man, we speak as equals when we are not

And man to god I beg you, keep pretending that we are."

commission for @suffarustuffaru who requested a 9-line freeform poem about reinhard and julius's dynamic, and i could not be happier to do this for them because i love those two sm

[mynameisrobiniamadumbass]

writing commissions are open (1/8 slots taken)

i'm not comfortable giving details but i do in fact need money and i'm not able to find a proper job at the moment, so if you are in search of a commission piece, please consider me.

since this is the first time i'm doing this i'm gonna start with 4 slots

PROSE (0/4 slots taken)

20$ per 1000 words (100 min, 10k max)

we can discuss the deadline based on the length you're aiming for

it can be for original characters or for a fandom i'm familiar with (see list below)

POETRY (1/4 slots taken)

2$ per line if freeform, 3$ per line if you want a specific scheme

1-2 week deadline based on length

it can be for original characters, fandoms (see below), your loved ones, or anything you wish as long as it follows the guidelines below

WILL WRITE

OCs

platonic or romantic

any ship (provided it's not incest or child x adult)

whump, blood and gore

fluff

angst

crackfic

WILL NOT WRITE

nsfw (trust me, you don't want me writing it)

ships i'm uncomfortable with

fandoms i don't know

i also reserve the right to refuse a commission if i'm not comfortable with it, even if it's not for any of the reasons stated here.

FANDOMS

life smp/hermitcraft/empires

hatchetfield series (starkid)

other starkid productions

spies are forever

the magnus archives

re:zero

slay the princess

cccc/gothic whore (chonny jash)

supernatural

merlin

the haunting anthology/the fall of the house of usher (mike flanagan)

most classic gothic lit

most disney films

tangled: the series

i might have forgotten some, so don't be afraid to dm and ask me if you don't see the fandom you would like here!!! i am forgetful. but if it's on this list i'm definitely up for writing it.

if you're interested, dm me!!! we can discuss fandom, characters, concept, length, and deadline.

PAYMENT

half upfront, half upon timely completion (you will not have to pay the second half if i don't complete the commission before the deadline)

to be sent through my paypal (will dm you the link)

otherwise please visit my ko-fi

i will send you the completed commission on a private doc or post it on ao3 and/or tumblr, according to your request.

thank you for reading through this, and thank you for considering me if you made it this far

Robin

[mynameisrobiniamadumbass]

hi

not exactly back, not quite, but i'm coming here to say i'm probably gonna start writing commissions. just need to figure out rules and pricing (which i'm really struggling with)

anyway goodbye for now gonna disappear into the void again. this is in part gauging interest.

if you would like to get a writing commission done, please consider me, i would love to help

[mynameisrobiniamadumbass]

I have become Utterly Enamored with Carmine. The character of all time right there

the amount of pages he filled in my sketchbook suggest i am not immune to his poor little bastard charm

[mynameisrobiniamadumbass]

bonking my forehead against yours like a cat i love you i love you i love you i love you and im going to keep saying it cause its true (/p ofc) (i am eepy but filed with love) (wh ydont i just dm you? idk cant be bothered to reopen discord dont question me)

bestie did you think i was joking yesterday GO TO SLEEP 🔫

(love u too /p <333 good night)

[mynameisrobiniamadumbass]

silly lil fanart of @mynameisrobiniamadumbass ‘s fic “lily white and poppy red”!!

i highly suggest yall to read it, (and ‘to have and to hold’, thats the first one) if you like flower husbands, third life, empires s1 and/or sobbing over fics

https://archiveofourown.org/series/3602587

[mynameisrobiniamadumbass]

I just wanted to say that I’m reading your 3rd life fic rn and it’s super good and you are a very cool person and an amazing writer.

you're all being so nice what 🥺

thank you <3

[mynameisrobiniamadumbass]

Currently reading your 3rd life fic to have and to hold and I am SOBBING (chapter 45)

Yes I sobbed in other chapters to bit STILL GRIAN MY CUBITO-

i was having a silly goofy moment (/j im still proud of it) <3

thank you for reading :) and let me also say thank you for commenting, i saw them and i had a little happy stim <3

[mynameisrobiniamadumbass]

i think i'll try to take a little break from tumblr cause my anxiety is getting exponentially worse. nothing life-ruining (probably, no matter how much it feels like it), but i've found myself getting a little too sensitive to almost every post that isnt entirely funny or positive so i think that's my cue to dip

that's also kinda why i haven't been posting any art lately. i can usually take criticism with some semblance of grace but i'm genuinely too fragile rn. im a tender nerve more than a full person.

i'll be back probably maybe anyway if you want to send me a post or something link it to me on discord (if you don't have my discord we're not at the "exchanging posts" level of relationship so)

do NOT send me criticisms of stuff i like right now, i am clinging to my passions to give me a tiny bit of happy chemicals. if we're friends we can TALK about it maybe possibly but dont send me a stranger's post, unfortunately it will set me off a bit right now.

but yea also if you post something i wont see it for a bit unless you tell me

i'll keep posting on ao3 and hopefully get back to a semidecent schedule if my anxiety chills out a little bit

ok bye for now

robin

[mynameisrobiniamadumbass]

unfortunately for cleo they accidentally met all of the criteria

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btw. your search for the most morally upright and ethical piece of media that has the most correct “representation” will destroy your ability to find the most profound and beautiful and human of stories. and may even destroy the stories themselves before they are created. if you even care.

[mynameisrobiniamadumbass]

characters recognising a doppelganger/evil twin/shapeshifting imposter because they know the original so well is such a good trope

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chonny jash christmas album when

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...so does anyone else think that the lyrics of blood // water by grandson are a perfect summary of the fall of the house of usher (2023) or-

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so Henry Thomas is three for three on cringefail dads huh