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Jason has 99 problems and his father is all of them X

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Would you ever consider drawing any other BTD boys? I'd kinda love to see Sano in your style

this man stripped me of a loving relationship with his brother

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wrote it down and read it out hopin it would save me

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hey @electricpuke I’m in love with your kids!

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When your spouse says they want a divorce “out of nowhere”

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so…who broke it…

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Problematic fav.

Character by @electricpuke from Boyfriend to death ;0

I love him okay 

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je ne give une fuck bitch!! je ne sais pas fuck and shit

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je ne parle frAncais BITCH!!!!!!!Je ne comprend pas! Eat mon ass

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stop 👏 bashing 👏 loz 👏 ladies 👏

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those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

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zuzu~

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does anybody have that one comic of a stick person driving home and suddenly thinking “penis” and making a face that looks like 

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HERE’S MY PLAN TO PROMOTE CONDOM USE:

1. Create a cartoon, aimed at young children, where all the characters are adorable talking condoms. The cartoon is otherwise completely innocent and non-sexual, focusing on positive messages of friendship and caring.

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3. Now a bunch of grown men wanna fuck condoms

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Rihanna was shoooook!

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