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CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER PIE

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Today I discovered Japanese skateboarder Isamu Yamamoto. Just when you think he’s done the video gets better and better.

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I think my “erotic choose your own adventure gay Roman period piece” deserves its own post divorced from the ridiculous discourse it was written in response to, so I have polished it up and posted it separately:

Spilling the Beans

It is a dark and stormy night. You are working late at the old chariot repair shop. It’s just you and your coworker, the soft-spoken Mr. Solus Legumius. 

Mr. Legumius has a rare genetic condition which restricts him to a diet of lentils and nothing else; any other food will kill him instantly. His whole family survives entirely on lentils, as you learned when you once offered to bake a cake for his birthday. It had to be a lentil cake, with lentil paste in lieu of icing and a whimsical dusting of lentil sprinkles on top. You thought it tasted terrible, but Mr. Legumius was clearly very touched by the gesture.

Thunder cracks outside. Rain pelts the roof of the store like a volley of arrows from a celestial army. The door swings open, and an enormous figure appears, silhouetted sharp against the night sky by the flicker of lightning. At last–a customer has arrived.

“HELLO,” says the massive gladiator, dripping rainwater on your salvete mat. “I WOULD LIKE YOU TO REPAIR MY CHARIOT.”

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Hello everyone! It’s been a while since I’ve really posted anything on here, besides a lazy reblog every now and then. I come to you to share a resource I made for everyone to use. It’s a gigantic sheet that contains all player options for 5th Edition D&D. It should contain all officially released player options (Races, subclasses, backgrounds & feats) as well as all Unearthed Arcana that released after Xantathar’s Guide. I hope you all find it to be useful. If you have any comments. Please leave them on reddit, I’ll check those. Besides that I’ve been thinking of picking up this blog again. I’ll think on it some more but maybe in the near future you’ll find new homebrew material on this blog again.

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Just realized you can monitor my mental state by my shaving hygiene.

Good place: I shave regularly, try to keep things neat and smooth.

Bad place: I don't shave. At all.

Meh: I shave when I notice it has been awhile or it's getting rather noticable.

When I suddenly shave after the bad place: It is a thorough shaving, plus moisturizing, and some extra self care. I know I'm going to the good place if I start shaving regularly following this shave.

Weird, I know.

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All too often I see books focus on romance to the expense of any other important relationships. I want more stories with strong friendships, particularly strong friendships between women! Generally, I want more books with women supporting and uplifting each other, where it’s not just one girl on her own in a story otherwise full of men. Enough with “Not like other girls.” 

This post is inclusive of trans women. Don’t try bringing any twisted, bigoted forms of “feminism” here. If your feminism doesn’t support ALL women (including trans women and women of color), it’s shit feminism. TERFs can fuck off and die in a ditch. 

If you liked this post, you might also enjoy:

The master list of all my book rec posts

F/F science fiction and fantasy

Trans science fiction and fantasy

Aro science fiction and fantasy

Science fiction and fantasy books with low-to-no romance

Adult science fiction books not written by straight white men

Adult fantasy books not written by straight white men

Anti-heroines in science fiction and fantasy books

Under the cut you will find a text list of all titles included in this post, organized by slide. Links take you to either a page in the Queer SFF Book Database (I try to link to that when possible since it’s got info on trigger warnings) or to the Goodreads page. For anything in the database, I’m not noting trigger warnings since you can see them by clicking a link. For Goodreads books, I will note what trigger warnings I remember. If you want more info, I did a post explaining how to search Goodreads reviews for trigger warnings. 

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For Tender Throats

* You should ALWAYS consult a doctor or medical professional. Do not continue with this home remedy / spell if taking medication. If you are underage, ask an adult for assistance. Please take care of yourselves, lovelies!

What You’ll Need:

🥃Whiskey - for protection, to fight against those icky germs!

🥃hot water, or tea

🥃lemon, or honey (optional) - to sweeten the bitter taste, and ease your sore throat

Directions:

🥃boil your water or brew your tea. Don’t make it too hot; you don’t want to scold your already sore throat. Use 1-2 oz, depending on how diluted you want it to be.

🥃stir in 1 oz. or so of whiskey.

🥃add in your honey and lemon, as preferred.

🥃make sure your drink is warm, but not too hot, then drink it.

* I am not a doctor! This is a popular home remedy I have heard from friends and family, and I thought I’d share it with you. Please consult a doctor or professional if you have any questions or concerns.

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Ouch

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you ever find a wikipedia article by accident that just astounds you?

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windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter

net.exe stop “Windows Search”

so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space

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Favorite book and favorite quote- I’m really glad this eye mask fits my big head. To the stars who listen and the dreams that are answered!

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“Let us be happy,” said the old lady, “and dart and spring about during the three hundred years that we have to live, which is really quite long enough…”

The original Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Andersen: http://hca.gilead.org.il/li_merma.html 

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Made it to my house alive... Barely.

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