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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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annual press f for mcr

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You can only reblog this today.

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hey mcr did you guys know you've been together for a year now?? bet you didn't know

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america’s suitehearts/the last of the real ones ➡️ for anonymous

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Our little psychopath

Tuactober 2020 Day 15: Axe

Prompts by @totallyevan​

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teenager: *is good at math, bad at the arts*

society: oh that’s okay, not everyone’s artsy lol

teenager: *is bad at math, good at the arts*

society: you lazy fuck

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haha that’s a lot

wait

wait no

stop this

this is blasphemy

how dare

what the fuck

nearly 80 thousand?!

hello??

dear gods…

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Flight attendant: please keep all small items safe and secure

Klaus: *looks at Five*

Five: do NOT

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My history teacher was taking role today and did very exaggerated formal titles for everyone (ex. Ms. *last name*, Mr. *last name*) bc he’s classy like that but my non-binary arse was like “ohno uhoh” and he finally gets to me and goes Ms. *insert my last name*? And I go “here.” And he looks at me, furrows his brows and goes “is that ur preferred pronoun?” I’m like “..nah.” And he goes “okay, what is it?” And I say “um, they/ them.” And he says “alright, so what formal title would you like me to use?” Me: “uh... I dunno.” Him: “would you rather I don’t use one?” Me: ...yea. THEN: this COMPLETELY ACCEPTING STRAIGHT CIS AND GREAT 40 yr old dude goes “hm.... OH! What about colonel?” And he gets all excited and I’m like “...I actually love that.” And he goes “perfect. colonel *insert my last name*?” And I’m like “here!” And he mumbles under his breath “that’s a dope ass formal abbreviation.” & since this is the teacher the class doesn’t say a darned thing other than correct themselves w my pronouns. Then goes along w the rest of the role call like he didn’t just bless my entire life. Then for the rest of the class he referred to me as colonel.

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You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

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when you think your outfit looks nice but as soon as you’re about to leave the house your mom says “you’re going out dressed like that?”