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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

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I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

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Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

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two dudes catching up but then an achievement pops up above them thats says "BECHDEL TEST PASSED" and they both look at each other and go "so ive been meaning to tell you something"

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life isnt a race theres still time to do the things i want to do im still young im not behind in life i have time i have time i have time i have time

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ignore that the perspective looks like shit. this is really funny to me

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surely the conses wont quence

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BAGEL

HAM BURGER

HOT DOG

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i’ve been a 23 year old girl and i can tell you it does not

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Hi guys

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bad ending: the farmer sells out to Joja good ending: the farmer restores the community center and Pierre beats up Morris bad ending++: Morris goes to law school and comes back 4 years later as a Monsanto goon and hits the farmer with a killer lawsuit good ending++: same as above but the farmer teams up w/ Marlon and Pierre to disappear him in the mines true ending: the farmer must enter the water purifier even though it’s been established that abigail is immune to radiation

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Hahahaha