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Now hanging at the Kurt Vonnegut memorial library in Indianapolis.

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shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡

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The Nanny – 2.05: Curse of the Grandmas

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NADJA IN EVERY EPISODE ↳ S1E5: ANIMAL CONTROL

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unreal green

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you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

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Flaming June, by Frederic Lord Leighton (1830-1896)

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The plum you're going to eat next summer

by Gayle Brandeis

The plum you’re going to eat next summer doesn’t exist yet; its potential lives inside a tree you’ll never see in an orchard you’ll never see, will be touched by a certain number of water droplets before it reaches you, by certain angles of light, by a finite amount of bugs and dust motes and hands you’ll never know. The plum you are going to eat next summer will gather sugar, gather mass, will harden at its center so it can soften toward your mouth. The plum you’re going to eat next summer doesn’t know you exist. The plum you are going to eat next summer is growing just for you.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Venus, Moon and Saturn in Blue Hour Sky l Betul Turksoy

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Morticia Addams: I support women's wrongs.

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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

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Daniela Garza for Mirror Palais

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The fact that Dracula is the female seduction icon instead of Carmilla 😔

Dracula literally does more male seduction than female (ie jonathan) and he doesn't even do it anywhere near as well as Carmilla "seduces every girl in the local village" Karnstein. My girl deserves more credit

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