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If you have a cork wall, do not paint it black or a super dark color

It looks nice until you realize that there are spiders trying to escape the rain via going into your house.

And they are fuzzy, black, little guys

So now you cannot tell at all if they are on that wall or not because they would blend in perfectly.

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This is also very acceptable

Oh, another love triangle?

Fuck that

Make 👏 it 👏 poly 👏👏

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what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes

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You don’t need to know someone to play checkers

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Someone should make glasses for sharks

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You can love the fannon version of a character, And the cannon version of the character all at the same time!

Who knew?

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Often times it is better to agree to disagree

Than to attack each other for being different

You shouldn’t have to like someone to not hurt them

That shouldn’t be the line

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We should apply the five minute rule to our past selves

If you can’t change it in five minutes, then don’t give them shit for it

You can’t change the past in five minutes, if even at all. Stop giving your past self such a hard time.

You’ve learned and changed, and isn’t that proof that something’s going right?

It’s better to have changed and see the faults you had, rather than not see them and never do anything about them.

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If all you do is look at your past self with regret, then you will continue to regret who you are in the moment.

Be kind to your past self so you can be kind to who you are now.

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People shouldn’t gatekeep fashion

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Just vibe bro

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Someone should make an app for queer platonic relationships that functions similar to a dating app

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The universe’s favorite comedy is irony

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Everyone should wear name-tags for the sake of people who’s memory screws them over (me)

I will also be wearing multiple name-tags at a time, none of which will be my legal name

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Don’t read too much stories with upsetting and stressful things happening in them or you’ll start feeling more upset and stressed than you ever needed to be

Take breaks my guys

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People should wear pajamas at funerals

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There’s no such thing as a non complicated character, as everything is complicated by nature

Change my mind /gen