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got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.
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The generation gap between me and ppl of my own age
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in the 1940s the word ābonerā used to mean āhuge mistakeā and it still pretty much means that
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This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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Share to save someone with nut allergies a hospital trip hoooly shit
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The world we live in is fucked why do I feel guilty for having such a tucked up body I canāt work myself to death. Why did I genuinely just have the thought āfuck⦠Iām such a bad person for not working 40 hours a weekā GIRL YOU CURRENTLY CANNOT WALJ STRAIGHT AND NO ONE SHOULD WORK 40 HOURS. GIRL CAN YOU HEAR ME??? THAT IS THE CAPITALISM ROT!!! IT LIES. FUCK.
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generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if you're asked "do you struggle with this" and your answer is "no, Because I Have A System," then your answer is actually yes
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Yeah I'm in STEM
Somebody once
Told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (W-w-wacko) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin The water's gettin' warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (All that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shooting stars⦠Somebody once asked, "Could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place" I said, "Yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change" Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (Go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gols) Only shootin' stars break the mold (And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold
Engineering
Math

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Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I donāt want you to see me like thisā¦
Human s/o: Donāt push me away! Iām not afraid of you!!
Werewolf: No no Iām just really dumb as a wolf and I donāt want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hoursĀ
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fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
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Hello everyone! Tawfik has reached out to me and asked that I help him raise funds for his education.
In the next 7 days, he needs to raise roughly $4,000 for a tuition & fees deadline, or he will not be able to remain enrolled in school this autumn. I believe we can make it happen!!
You can donate as little as $5 on GoFundMe:
You can donate as little as $1 over paypal:
Every amount makes a difference!
In the heart of Gaza City, amidst the turmoil of conflict and resilience, Tawfik's journey began with a passion for software engineering. He pursued his studies at Al-Azhar University in Gaza, where his talent and dedication shone brightly in the field of programming. However, the brutal reality of war shattered his dreams, leaving his university and aspirations in ruins.
Undeterred, Tawfik set his sights on continuing his education at a University in Egypt, determined to rebuild what war had torn apart. Yet, the financial burden weighs heavily on him. Each year, tuition fees amount to $6,000, a formidable sum amidst economic hardship.
This campaign has been vetted by @90-ghost
Thank you!!!
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Hello everyone! Tawfik has reached out to me and asked that I help him raise funds for his education.
In the next 7 days, he needs to raise roughly $4,000 for a tuition & fees deadline, or he will not be able to remain enrolled in school this autumn. I believe we can make it happen!!
You can donate as little as $5 on GoFundMe:
You can donate as little as $1 over paypal:
Every amount makes a difference!
In the heart of Gaza City, amidst the turmoil of conflict and resilience, Tawfik's journey began with a passion for software engineering. He pursued his studies at Al-Azhar University in Gaza, where his talent and dedication shone brightly in the field of programming. However, the brutal reality of war shattered his dreams, leaving his university and aspirations in ruins.
Undeterred, Tawfik set his sights on continuing his education at a University in Egypt, determined to rebuild what war had torn apart. Yet, the financial burden weighs heavily on him. Each year, tuition fees amount to $6,000, a formidable sum amidst economic hardship.
This campaign has been vetted by @90-ghost
Thank you!!!
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"Ohhh why is high fashion so ugly why is runway fashion so ugly who on earth could possibly want this" its sculpture. High fashion isn't meant to be worn anywhere it's just people-based sculpture. It's okay
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