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I can't wait for Eddie's life-changing romance to be marysue.mp4 with two Shannon wigs.

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Eddie needs to learn to choose joy but nobody’s letting him make the choice. He still wanted to go to Texas. So what? What development did Eddie even HAVE this season?

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No but it is actually insane that Eddie’s entire arc this season was choosing joy and getting Chris back home and we didn’t see him choose shit besides dance around in his underwear. He moved to Texas because he felt he had to to be close to Chris and instead of him choosing joy, aka buck, the 118, LA, they had chim just tell him he wasn’t moving and he said okay☺️ without talking to Chris or having Chris express that he actually wanted to move back to LA too or anything. Truly what came of that Kim/Texas storyline? He’s right back where it was before that except he’s single now.

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gay man from my porno mags.

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buck being bi and evil maddie running a suicide helpline and eddie jealous of a dog this is the episode of all time

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When I’m in an “understanding Eddie Diaz and getting him the help he needs” competition but Buck is my opponent 🧍‍♀️

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eddie being so surprised buck didn't tell him about even thinking about rescuing the dog man they really live in each other’s fucking pockets and tell each other every fucking thought huh

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+ Bonus:

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#oh.

8x08 “Wannabes” -> 8x09 “Sob Stories”

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so like.. my head is spinning 🫠

*whispers* they’re getting closer 👀

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eddie immediately hating the dog the second buck called him his new best friend. don't ever let anyone tell you eddie is any less of a crazygirl about buck

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if you’ve been a fan of my 911 posts you should follow me on twitter!! i’m much more active on there so if you wanna see stuff abt the new episodes that’s where i’ll be posting @briedidntask

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GUYS THIS TWEET IS ME THIS IS MY TWEET!!!!! FANFIC WRITERS ARE WE HEARING THIS INFO??????

this is very important to me.

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buddie is so fucking canon it’s not even funny

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buck literally wants to love and be loved so so badly. it's SICK. and here is his best friend loving him so effortlessly and unconditionally. and letting buck love him back even though he keeps his walls up to almost everybody else. HELLO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!???????

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OH MY GODDDDD CRYING SO BAD THIS ISNT FUNNY

We already know you're a great dad.

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I was re-watching the little mermaid and it got me thinking: it would have been so cool to be a guest to eric's weddings tbh

this guy's been raving about this mystery girl he says saved him and left him on the beach but nobody believes him, then he found a different girl in the same beach, proceeded to date her for a couple of days in front of the whole town, but then turns up with a different one (allegedly the first one) and decides he's marrying her on the spot

and you're like, sure, I need to see this mess

so you go to the wedding and it's WILD: there's some sort of animal riot, every creature is attacking the bride (including the prince's dog), town date redhead is being carried into the wedding ship in a barrel by a small fish, you're like 'I need to see how this turns out' and then mystery redhead, who was supposedly unable to talk, starts singing???? and talking??? and they're about to kiss???? but then the bride turns into sexy cthulhu???? and the redhead grows a fish tail???? and sexy cthulhu bride drags redhead into the water??????

you are taken ashore while the groom goes to fetch one of the brides, unsure which but all signs point to the redhead that was carried in the barrel, and then there's a storm, and sexy cthulhu becomes gigantic and is wearing a crown and you're like 'work, bitch' while eating snacks and then it's all over and sexy cthulhu disappears

but then there's another wedding announced and you're like 'I'm sure it can't top the first one' but you attend and TRITON shows up too????? myth and legend lord of the sea king triton from the stories????? with a white beard and an 8 pack and the same crown sexy cthulhu was wearing??? turns out he's the FATHER OF THE BRIDE??????? and there are mermaids everywhere, all around the ship, kind of unnerving tbh really really scary situation, but it's fine because triton is making rainbows in the sky and hugging the bride and manipulating water and you're also pretty sure the chef just got decimated by a crab?????

royal weddings should all be like these tbh this prince sure knows how to throw them like nobody else in the disney pantheon