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“The 100 most handsome faces of kpop 2017″ rankings seemed to have a few mistakes so me and my friend fixed it.

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You ever realize how… like… shinee invented music… like its crazy how there was really NOTHING before them…

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Keep calm and admire Jinki's

Eating face

Winking face

Serious face

Smile

Sangtae

Dancing skills

Laugh

Preciousness 

Smile

Sex appeal

Muscles

Smile

Just admire Onew Lee Jinki

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joy & her amazing red hair ♥

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It Is Wintertime

bug: hi

me: Aren't You Supposed To Be Dead.

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😲💖

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Yass

You don’t understand what it’s like to actually be up for a Key livestream and catch the JongKey live and in action.

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Lmaooo

when you just finished watching the comeback of your bias group and someone asks if you’re ok

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Gay confirmed

SWC II Official Judas (Lady Gaga cover) audio by Key

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LMAOOO THESE JONGKEY REFERENCES

Listen to this while reading c;

SHINee 5- Mafia

“ Can I get a shinee mafia au (You should throw in some backstory in there) (also could you mybe add 2min and jongkey in the backstory too??) thanks! also I love your blog “ -Anon 

Seoul, South Korea; a place over-run with organized crime, the most powerful being the SHINee Mafia. The 5 men known to be in charge of this mafia are known as the SHINee Five.

Lee Jinki ‘Onew’- The Boss

Born into the family business

Definitely knows what he is doing

Goes by the alias ‘Onew’ because is sounds more menacing than ‘Jinki’

Really dedicated to his business

Willing to do anything to keep them at the top

Including agreeing to an arranged marriage with this girl from another group.

Very careful and proud of their reputation

“WE ARE HEARTHLESS”

Definitely isn’t heartless

Tough love on all his underlings (Except Taemin)

Really clumsy though, like sometimes people wonder if he actually does have two left feet

Scary good aim with a shotgun though, like, don’t mess with him and his shotgun

Or his chicken

Loves his job and his friends

Sometimes wonders what it would be like to live a normal life

Kim Jonghyun- Mr.Slick

Met Kibum on Grindr when they were young

He has been with him for a couple years

Got into this business by accident.

Followed his boyfriend to work one day

And Surprise! Hey! Hello There!

He did not know his boyfriend was in the Mafia

They sat him down and asked what he could do.

Mind you, he was like, 20 at this point.

“Umm well, I think I might be good at sneaking around places like a spy kinda, maybe, or stealing things? but I’ve neve-”

“Great! Youre in!”

His only experience were all the video games about spies and grand theft auto.

Surprisingly good?

Like, he can slip in and out of a building without a word.

Has a new love for the jewels he steals. (M: Jong, you can’t name that diamond Jennifer, it’s worht more than you J: Don’t talk to me and Jennifer like that!)

Names them regardless of what Minho says

Glad that that’s all his job consists of becuase he hates blood

Also hates this job.

But he wants to make sure Kibum is safe, so he deals with it

Kim “The Key” Kibum- The Interrogator

Jinki’s childhood best friend

Recruited right after Jinki took over

“Hey, wanna be apart of my Mafia?” ….. “Yeah, okay.”

Got an eyepatch for work, because he thought it would be cooler

“It’s an intimidation factor!”

Sometimes he will switch which eye the patch goes on.

Takes it off in public, becuase he has to keep a low profile (T: Low Profile doesn’t mean wearing gucci everywhere)

Really good with words though.

Always had a knack for getting the gossip and getting the answers he wanted to hear from people

Calls himself the golden tongue

Jonghyun does too

Plays both the good and the bad cop

Lowkey prefers being the bad cop

Really good at using a knife to his advantage

Was pissed when Jonghyun followed him to work

Felt bad bc the poor baby thought he was cheating

Did not approve of Jonghyun joining

“No babe, you’re like a puppy they’ll eat you alive”

They didn’t not eat him alive… yet?

Choi Minho- The Wingman

No, not, the the “Right hand man”, The wingman

Because Jinki loves chicken, and chicken have wings

Bitter about it.

His dad was Mr.Lee’s second in command

He has been training for this job his entire life.

Really excited when he heard Jinki was taking over

“Who cares if I’m still in highschool? I can totally help run a Mafia”

Quit sports for the business

There is a never ending debate among the underlings over who is more dedicated,  Minho, or Jinki?

He does everything Jinki doesn’t

So he kind of just stands there, glaring at other people during ‘business’ meetings

He is also pretty persuasive and charming (Can’t beat Key though)

He keeps an unloaded handgun on his belt and shows it to people as a scare tactic when his charm isn’t working

It works

Head over oxfords for Taemin

They almost caused a civil war within the Mafia when they announced they were together

Thank God Taemin is Jinki’s brother

Lee Taemin- The Hitman

Need someone to disappear?

Need something to explode?

Need to have someone lead an ambush?

Call this kid.

Onew’s little brother

The youngest, but also the deadliest

No one actually thought he would be of any use to the family business

The Taemin pulled out a gun and shocked the hell out of everyone

Don’t mess with this kid

He loses guns literally everywhere though (K: Tae, why was one of your guns in my underwear drawer? T:*shrug*)

Also likes setting things on fire?

One time him and Jonghyun got caught in an ambush while they were trying to steal back some money and Taemin made a flash bomb out of some Tequilla, a paperclip, a sock, shoelaces, and a ziplock baggie

How?

We don’t know.

Gets rid of people Jinki needs gone.

Leaves blue roses for the innocent

Business may be business but he still feels bad sometimes

Only stayed in the business because of his boyfriend

Totally in love

Wont admit it though,

“I AM HEARTLESS”

Isn’t

Like brother, Like brother.

A/N I hope this covered everything you wanted! I’m glad I’m getting more requests for these things, becuase I LOVE doing them. And I also really love this Mafia AU, so if you want more, let me know! I might make another post to focus on the relationships in this AU (2min Jongkey, Onchicken Onew and the girl from the other Mafia (idk who yet) Thanks guys!

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#tbt to when SM actually put time money and effort into promoting kings

the best thing sm ever did

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BRUHHHH

Shawol Problems:

Thinking you’re about to listen to Sherlock but it turns out to be Spoiler

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Who dis hoe???

(170711) pctgood

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A former president of a foreign nation: *cites a particular Kpop group as one of the reasons teenagers in their country are learning Korean and even knows of their fave hamburger joint.*

Most kpop group fandom: Omg!!!!!!!! Our stans are so popular a foreign former president knows about them!!!!! #whenwillyourfaves #legendsonly

Shawols: What the hell kind of AU is this?! Is Taebama real?!

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jongyu going to taemin’s first solo concert after basically raising him for 10+ years 

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NO

마-마-마  마지막처럼 ~

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I love the connection between 5H and Shinee

yes camila cabello’s ‘crying in the club’ featuring key is my favourite song