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Honey Mustered

So my first post..this is going to be a funny one!! ^-^ So this girl...(lets call her the gaybo giraffe) was my best friend, my live or die, buddies in crime. Then she ditched me for this no it all brat who thought she was all that. she wasn't, she was just a want to be barbie doll which was never going to happen( lets call her barbie). So barbie and gaybo giraffe were best friends like omg they were so cringe they made me want to puke, like ew no stop. Then they got into a fight, over who was being fake and shit. So guess who came running back to me, thats right the GAYBO GIRAFFE. I was sooo pissed and i didnt want anything to do with her but i let her back in anyway. So then me and her got into a fight because i was talking to barbie and was getting closer to her and guess who got called fake? Yeah thats right ME!! Um no honey boo boo im not fake, does my face look like its made of plastic? I think NOT!! So then after that fight me and barbie got closer and closer and became best friends, like she knew everything about me, but guess what happened? Yup you guessed it, that little..eh not really little more FAT BARBIE BITCH left me for the GAYBO GIRAFFE. Yo what is up with people switching on me like um could you not. So that happened then they got into another fight about two weeks ago and i was their for the barbie because she was the only one i liked out of that group tbh, then and then her ex started texting me and mind you we were only talking as friends ONLY FRIENDS nothing more. But no the barbie didnt see it that way, she thought i wanted him, but did i? NOOO BITCH i told you i would never do that to you. DUMB ASS BLOND!! Then she gets all pissed at me and goes back to the gaybo giraffe and this is the funny part, the gaybo giraffe start calling me a CUNT. UM EXCUSE ME BITCH< IM NO CUNT THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! And she posted on her spam account on Instagram “a bitch really loves fucking with other people’s exes” thats what really pissed me bc thats not FUCKING TRUE!! So the next day at lunch i got some honey mustered on a napkin, went up to her and smacked her in the head with it and said stop talking shit about me say it to my face bitch. Then i walked away to the office and she followed and tried to fight me but then started calling me names and the cried like a five year, and then gets her FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND ON ME, mind you shes 15 and were in 8th grade and of course shes sooooooooo dumb that she got held back. But after that the bitch wont bother me again!!