mysmes-lastnight

[mysmes-lastnight]

(713): Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.

[mysmes-lastnight]

(201): It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.

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(+44): He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.

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(780): If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.

(1-780): This is why we're friends.

[mysmes-lastnight]

(239): We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[mysmes-lastnight]

Thanks to @shaorankun​ my lazy ass has no excuse not to start making these again (I mean, unless I REALLY NEED to add emoji or custom chat bubbles.) \o/ The chat generator is here if anyone wants to play with it themselves.

(612): I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.

[mysmes-lastnight]

I’m still here!

Just lazy and distracted. Posts will resume soonish.

[mysmes-lastnight]

(901): I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.

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(570): As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.

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(917): i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities

Countdown to Seven barging into the chatroom in 3, 2, 1...

[mysmes-lastnight]

(403): As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.

[mysmes-lastnight]

(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me. (1-847): How was it? (847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.

Should I spoiler tag this/any similar references in future?

[mysmes-lastnight]

(409): Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony

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(519): My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"

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(253): I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise

[mysmes-lastnight]

(714): I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics

You could call this a sequel to this one.

In other news, I’m finally doing his route and I’m having so many feelings about this dumb fictional nerd and his dumb fictional feelings. Send help.

[mysmes-lastnight]

(814): I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?