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Everyone shouts "Adopt, Don't Shop!" when it comes to all sorts of things. Please don't do this with pressure cookers. Unless you know how to source new, properly fitting rubber seals and o-rings for that exact model.

A failed seal sounds like a bomb-grade firework from 8 feet away, and we never got all the bean puree out of the ceiling.

Pressure cookers are a common household example of a domesticated bomb

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Pondering my orbs.

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its healthy for your paragraphs to vary in size, good for the ecodiversity of your doc

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…only one? Lucky you.

t shirt that says i survived hell and all i got was this stupid personality disorder

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

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Possessive Sex

Sadism

Forced Proximity

…I need a lawyer, stat.

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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PSA for fanfic writers

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I know this is the website where we talk about artists and writers doing anything other than making art or writing, but man, we REALLY undersell how good it feels to actually work on your stuff.

Like you hit your word count for the first time in a week and its like

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It feels like this every time I write a fic

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holdupholdupholdup

IMMINENT?????!!!!! ASSASSINATION?!!!!!?!!!!?!?

Peacock Planet Chapter 2 Page 21

"If you are an Academy graduate who had the boilerplate memorized, listen carefully as our options have changed."

Ah, dammit.

"For field work ######s, press one. For budget inquiries, press two. For the current time in Warp Standard, press three. For #### to delay a mission due to overscheduling--"

None of these options have changed. Come on, I just need to know if I'm supposed to take pesos or dollars for this job. The Agency's laundry list shouldn't play a part here. This is all rookie stu--

"To prevent your own imminent assassination, hang up the phone."

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This is Zeta, main character in Chapter 1 of Peacock Planet

Blorbo Rating Scale:

Intense 5/5 GLASSES HYPNOSIS PSYCHIC ABILITIES WTF DID I MENTION GLASSES

Complex ∞/5 Hypnosis, psychic, and PTSD therapy knowledge?! ALSO THE HEADPATS OMG How can someone seem so intense and so caring at the same timen?!?!?!?! WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU SO NICE NO COME BACK

Fruity ✨/5 Dad-sorrydADDysorrydDADDY *duct tapes mouth shut*

Read Peacock Planet from the Beginning Blorbo Rating System

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I have been asked why I haven't done Blorbo Ratings for the guy(s???) in Chapter 2.

My answer is simple: ITS NOT DONE YET

whyisntitalloutyetimdyinghere

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i’m like if a writer did not write and did other things instead