mysterious-detective
mysterious-detective
mysterious fuckin dectective
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tumblrs 4th best detective here to do fuck all.
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mysterious-detective · 16 hours ago
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one thing that's been fuckibg me up recently is how low the life expectancy is for this condition i have so technically i am half way through life yet i can't legally buy beer
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mysterious-detective · 21 hours ago
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I just think she's neat
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mysterious-detective · 22 hours ago
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my dumbass had to re read this bc i thought freak berries were a new type of berry's
I once fed a freak berries until it died
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mysterious-detective · 2 days ago
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I want you
piss off cunt i hope a car hits you
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mysterious-detective · 4 days ago
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i was gonna edit this pic as rouxls but forgot to (probably will forget again)
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call me rouxls the way i love lanino and elnina
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mysterious-detective · 4 days ago
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the prophecy gets real specific
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mysterious-detective · 4 days ago
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call me rouxls the way i love lanino and elnina
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mysterious-detective · 5 days ago
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mysterious-detective · 6 days ago
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you two are so goddamn weird you deserve the world
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mysterious-detective · 6 days ago
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just finished deltarune chapter 3+4!
the fuck.
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mysterious-detective · 7 days ago
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how my cat felt like drinking water
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bonus bc this is my son and my blog
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also my sister is shagging again and i can shitting hear it send help PLEASE
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mysterious-detective · 7 days ago
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minors who complain about nsfw jokes in inherently nsfw community are my 3rd reason why bc you shouldn't even be on the shitting app go study 4 your gsces 💔💔💔
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mysterious-detective · 7 days ago
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i have something rreally funny joke to mKe but yall aint rea#dy
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mysterious-detective · 7 days ago
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I had a vision
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mysterious-detective · 8 days ago
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someone remind me to upload these to deviantart / pinteeest tmw since i'm going straight to bed now
Idk if you do art reqs but can you draw Pauling + Fried chicken girl? Be a laugh innit
it would indeed be a laugh
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anyone else hc that scout made fried chicken girl up (since like in the comics he rejects zhanna bc of pauling and like scout being virgincore)
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mysterious-detective · 8 days ago
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Idk if you do art reqs but can you draw Pauling + Fried chicken girl? Be a laugh innit
it would indeed be a laugh
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anyone else hc that scout made fried chicken girl up (since like in the comics he rejects zhanna bc of pauling and like scout being virgincore)
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mysterious-detective · 9 days ago
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btw ima be deltarune chapter 2+3 spoiler free for the next week or so (im too scared to open this shifting site)
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