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syrah and saffron are the type to get drunk married (prez officiated mhm mhm it counts) and then randomly remember and offhandedly mention it to their parents, who will be flabbergasted upon learning they essentially have everything in place for a political alliance with the metallic/foliage kingdom

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ldshadowlady

london bridge has fallen down, my fair lady

[id: a digital drawing of ldshadowlady from last life during her final moments. she's a woman with pink hair, creamy peach skin, pointed ears and rouge eyes. she wears a a white lace pelerine tied into a bow at the front, accompanied by a thin punch-coloured ribbon and pulled over a mauve long-sleeved shirt. her arms flail up in the air; she looks panicked and confused. there's a blue explosion above her forehead that tinges her face and hair slightly blue, and the background is painted dark sky blue. there is a motion blur filter on the edges of the image that makes her seem like she's falling /end id]

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You know it’s always the same, it’s all just a game

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i'm testing out something, rb this with a character that is your brand. a character that is yours and yours alone

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I’m not dead i’ve just been non-Minecraft building a new room

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Here's a Puffy in Regency Era fashion because I think it suits her actually

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ALSO ERET WITH PARROT

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everyone read this immediately

Tubbo finished recording his speech in Samsung Voice Note and hit send on the final part (because it didn't fit in just one), followed by a quick "sorry big man."

He shoved his phone in his pants-pocket and turned his attention back to the situation at hand. "So why do you want us here again?" he asked, staring as Quackity splashed water all over the concrete powder walls.

"You're gonna find out how it works," Schlatt said simply.

"But why us in particular though? And why this oddly cramped plain yellow room?"

"Technoblade is good at shooting shit, I guess. As for you, you're my right-hand man. And, uh, piss walls."

[Or: the Dream SMP is a complete fever dream and canon is just Wilbur making everything dramatic and angsty]

[Or, more specifically: In this chapter, renowned businessman JSchlatt uses an industrial vacuum to suck out the colours of the American flag and evetything goes violently downhill from there]

[Or, if you want an image to summarise this:]

mentioning:

@orphic-innit @mysterious-spaghetti @pan-with-an-i [who is also my proofreader!]

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The nuclear dude.

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I’ve had this comic on the back burner for a long while, but I like these conversations. This was one of Techno and Phil’s earlies syndicate discussions when Ranboo first came to live with them.

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God of the sea

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Just for you Snaps 🫀

part 3 of this game's ads: what the fuck is happening

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jack manifold crawling out of hell (colorized)

part 3 of this game's ads: what the fuck is happening

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the trio ever

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hello! i had this idea a few days ago, inspired by something else so i will be announcing..

the first dsmpblr election! not to be confused with any of the previous mcytblr elections or the current one, we are entirely unaffiliated with them.

now for some things to know about this election.

im intending for this to be smaller than the other ongoing election, there will be a limit of 20 parties and if the server for it hits 125 members it will be closed.

in order to add some spice to this election, instead of having people choose their running mates, they will be assigned through a google form based on ideas for policies, it'll be like a group project but more fun, at least that's what the other admin of the server said it'd be like.

this isn't really serious, winning the election will not put you in charge of dsmpblr, this is just for fun.

this is exclusively for dsmpblr and no other categories of mcytblr.

ccs on tumblr are not permitted to run for reasons.

anyways, here's the link to the server if you're interested in joining! (lemme know if it expires)

https://discord.gg/nJ4vCPFc

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say "hello! honey, i'm home!"

three voices come all alone