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I call this the create a new problem technique
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We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pok茅balls and Trainer Acessories, we're not just selling supplies, we're selling connections between people and pok茅mon
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the book people said that I need to write a "Dear Reader" postcard, but this is all I have so far
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my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.
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see this is what ai shouldve been doing from the start
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"Mother-of-two Erin Patterson, 50, has been convicted of the 2023 murders of her former parents-in-law, Don and Gail Patterson, both 70, and Gail Patterson's sister, Heather Wilkinson, 66, along with the attempted murder of Reverend Ian Wilkinson, Heather's husband.
Prosecutors said she served guests beef wellington knowing it contained deadly death cap mushrooms, also known as Amanita phalloides."
Sky News
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if anyone feels bad that their fic might contain medical inaccuracies, be comforted to know that whatever creative liberties you take with your medical scenes can never be worse than the one I just read. where one character tries to stop the bleeding on their friend's head wound by putting a tourniquet around their neck
#the longer you think about it the less sense it makes#because yes theres the obvious strangulation hazard#but theres also the fact that if you want to stop a head wound from bleeding a tourniquet to the neck would work as intended#its just that the brain happens to also need that blood for oxygen
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huge emotional whiplash to go from never having heard of tiny chef to this in the space of 1 minute and 16 seconds
this might be one of The craziest ways that a show staff announces that their show has been cancelled.

ngl i hadn鈥檛 heard of Tiny Chef until now but I would die for him
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do you ever when the but the can how and the but the?
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One Language to rule them all, One Language to find them. One Language to bring them all, and in the darkness create bindings for them
Does anyone remember the babel library?
It used to be like THE c library. Really an interesting project, but as far as i can tell it was never finished. No clue what happened to it.
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