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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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my five beautiful mysterious daughters. I don't know who you are and I'm kind of scared to find out

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of course i know them. we live in the same echo chamber

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a sitting platypus

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By "where you were born" I mean the home you lived in as a newborn, not the hospital

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how did we let june go by without remembering kj apa deleted instagram post real fishness pride............

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normal fruit gummies: pretty good, nothing remarkable

multivitamin fruit gummies that you can only eat a few of per day or risk overdosing, for some fucking reason:

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Im like a misplaced musical theatre kid. Like I was supposed to be a musical theatre kid but life had other plans for me. The ghost of musical theatre lingers behind me everywhere I go

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the impact of the riverdale cast recording of hedwig and the angry inch upon me should never be underestimated.

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Rewatched 5 O’Clock Charlie and was literally stopped in my tracks by Larry Linville pouting directly into my eyes. Amazing stuff

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imagine you’re crazy (repressed) and gay (repressed) and also blonde and there’s a serial killer in town who’s obsessed with you and ruining your life and making you do his bidding and at the same time you get in contact with your fake brother (he’s lying) who’s also crazy and gay and blonde but also evil and he teaches you to be a camgirl and then kills someone and makes you and your mom clean it up for him and then the serial killer comes back and it turns out he’s your dad and he wants you to be like him. and then your real brother shows up and he’s ALSO crazy gay blonde and evil and he says you both have the serial killer gene. and meanwhile your sister and soon your mom are getting indoctrinated into an organ-harvesting cult that you will eventually have to take down. this all happened to my friend betty cooper in the span of like two seasons

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does anyone want to play themes and motifs with me

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riverdale pilot quotes from the pilot alone:

archie got hot!

im breakfast at tiffany's but this place is strictly in cold blood

read my glossed lips justin gingerlake

gay, thank god let's be best friends

archie's efron-esque emergence from the chrysalis of puberty

is cheerleading still a thing?

is being the gay best friend still a thing?

check your sell-by date, ladies, faux lesbian kissing hasn't been taboo since 1994

sorry cheryl bombshell, my speciality is ice

can we not in this post-james franco world be all things at once

his name may be moose but i would describe a certain appendage of his as horse-like

the song my parents claim they were listening to the night jason and i were conceived

he was looking for the girl next door instead he found me

i love a good closet case

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it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

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Save me allergy meds at 1am save me