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Imagine your f/o, just waking up, their hair tousled and unruly from a night of restless dreams. Strands of hair stick out in all directions, some falling charmingly over their forehead while others seem to have a life of their own, bouncing with every movement. Their sleepy eyes are slightly squinted as they try to adjust to the morning light streaming in, giving them an adorably disheveled look. There's something uniquely endearing about that moment, a mix of vulnerability and charm that makes you smile. It's the perfect image of someone who just rolled out of bed, blissfully unaware of the chaos atop their head.

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which of your faves is so attuned to you they could recognize you by scent alone?

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when u get thoughts about favorite characters like "would blorbo eat apples? I wonder what thats like" that's the point of no return

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something about a big man covered in his own and others’ blood looking you over desperately and asking softly if you’re okay (you’re safe, perfectly fine and untouched; they made sure of that)

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charas that you don't selfship with but you would not reject

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Just wanna know since I’ve heard some people talking about it. I have my own opinions on the topic but I wanna hear others!

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it probably feels good as fuck to be an artist who worked on throwaway syndicated cartoon series and have someone hyperfixate on a random character you worked on. like you designed a random side character for an ip to sell toys and a couple decades later someone's like "that's my husband im married to him" and they have an ita bag with your art all over it

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I yearn for that fictional character in ways you can’t even comprehend in fact I’ve invented new ways of yearning previously unseen and not only that but I’ve reached levels of yearning that didn’t even exist until this very moment

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lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

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I can make anything about my f/o

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you know if you think about it selfships can be considered a form of rarepair because nobody aside from yourself and a few dedicated others that think like you are into it

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NO MORE!!!!!

ROMANCE IS CANCELLED!!!!!!

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btw people who self ship with characters that are part of an extremely popular cc x cc ship are braver than the marines. so jot that down

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wow what a pretty boy...he would look beautiful writhing in pain and crying in agony

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Imagine combing your f/os hair. They way they relax and nearly sink against you as you tend to them.

Imagine their eyes when you finish, the somewhat sheepish look soon accompanied by their spoken request;

"Could you keep doing it for just a while longer?"

They rarely, if ever, had anyone handle their hair with such care and they want to enjoy it for as long as possible