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friendly reminder that your f/o can handle tackle hugs just fine and that you should throw yourself at them at mach 1 and squeeze them super tightly and shake 'em around,,,,,, it is enrichment for them to be tackled and squeezed and shaken.

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Imagine pretending not to know your F/O because they’re causing a scene at a restaurant and after they end up getting banned from the restaurant you continue to go there and make them sit outside in the car.

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imagine reality TV

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the concept of ur f/o ragebaiting u

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As corporate media bows to Trump, public broadcasting has never been more important to our democracy. If radio stations and TV affiliates close, millions will lose access to critical news and education programs. It's up to us now to support our local public broadcasting stations. Trump is trying to control not just what we do, but what we know. Be warned. [Cartoon by Joe Wos]

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something about a big man covered in his own and others’ blood looking you over desperately and asking softly if you’re okay (you’re safe, perfectly fine and untouched; they made sure of that)

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The amount of crimes I’d do for him

Romano

My beloved

I

Am not going to lie gamers

I’ve been getting back into Hetalia and

It still bangs for me

The angry Italian man bewitches me

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I

Am not going to lie gamers

I’ve been getting back into Hetalia and

It still bangs for me

The angry Italian man bewitches me

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mm.....your f/os helping you sleep by humming your favorite song and stroking your hair gently.... theyll continue to do it until you manage to fall asleep, willing to lose sleep if it means that you get the rest and recharge you deserve...

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watching a beloved mutual go through Something with a character in real time is so endearing. Yes, dearest, flood my dash with art of that beautiful man and let us all see your tags ranting about how you're coping.

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long car rides with your familial f/o!!

parental f/o that chats to you while they drive,,, maybe asking you to pass them something from the back seat or gloves box, being confused at your music taste, and trying to stop you from getting too bored,,,,, or, better yet, parental f/o that teaches you to drive!! casually explaining the rules of the road to you!! showing you the different gears and buttons!!

sibling f/o that bickers with you over something stupid, like who gets the last piece of gum or who controls the music,,,,,,, sibling f/o that falls asleep next to you if it's a super long car ride!

son/daughter/child f/o that you need to take pit stops for to make sure they can get snacks and keep themselves entertained, maybe playing car games with them like I Spy or whatever,, and carrying them from the car when the trip's over and they've inevitably fallen asleep :>

older son/daughter or older child f/o that keeps insisting that you need to teach them to drive and also makes sure to curate the ideal playlist for the trip, also napping in the backseat and having to occasionally help you out with troubleshooting mechanical issues (aka: they hold the manual while you stare at the car, exasperated).

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Laying on f/o's chest and hearing the beats go faster and faster and faster

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well, if he didn't want me to fall in love with him, he shouldn't have had those crows feet

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longing