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✨ WITCHER MERCH HERE! ✨

most of my witcher merch are back in store! some are last call and won't be restocked once sold out, so get them while you can<33

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COMMISSIONS OPEN! Help struggling queer artist to pay their bills!

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✨️ Commissions Open ✨️

I currently have two slots available for commissions! If you have a project in mind, please don't hesitate to DM me so we can discuss your idea, or check This Form to get a quotation or reserve a slot!

Sharing this post helps me out a lot too! ❤️

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Its the annual balloon day, if you wanted to reblog some of my art that would be amazinngg and I also have a pat®eon.

Have some surprise angst...which is never a surprise from me 8D

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Patreon | Ko-Fi

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COMMISSIONS OPEN! Help struggling queer artist to pay their bills!

I’m taking both sfw and nsfw commissions, any fandom/OC

DM here or on twitter if you’re interested.

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I have a couple of commission slots open for the next few months! If you're interested in getting a quotation or reserving a slot, please fill This Form or DM me for more info!

Reblogs are also very appreciated! Help me reach more people! 🙏❤️

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I have a couple of commission slots open for the next few months! If you're interested in getting a quotation or reserving a slot, please fill This Form or DM me for more info!

My family is in a bit of a tight situation financially atm, so if commissions aren't in your possibilities but you would still like to help, I also have an Etsy Shop, Patreon, and a Ko-Fi!

Sharing and interacting with this post is also a huge help!

Thank you!

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its official: tumblr is selling our data to Midjourney

we'd been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article

it goes without saying, but if @staff goes through with this its going to be an utter shitshow and im all but certain the website will not survive it.

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Witcher AO3 Benefit Zine

The Witcher AO3 Benefit Zine (NSFW! 18+) my lovely server has been working on is available for $1+ download at: https://hollylib.itch.io/witcher-ao3-benefit-zine-2023

ALL sales from this project will be donated to the OTW! Cover art by @captnsunshine <3

Thank you so much to all our amazing contributors! @captnsunshine @kayforpay @kueble @mysticcoyoteart @howdoistormspirit @elythegardeningbard @tiltedaxii

Holographic stickers also available for $3! Again proceeds will benefit the OTW! https://ko-fi.com/s/39a4d280ff

Read the collection free here: https://archiveofourown.org/collection/WitcherAO3BenefitZine2023

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Hi everyone! commissions are open ^ˇ^

commission TYPE/PRICE info blog page https://johix.tumblr.com/commission-me

nsfw fanart example 1 nsfw fanart example 2

feel free to DM me or e-mail me at: johana.kubalova@seznam.cz

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Once upon a time I worked in this little burger/coffee/ice cream shop and a lady came in one winter and asked if we had a caramel apple drink and we were like ‘well we have cider’ and she was like ‘no I don’t remember what it’s called but this place made a drink that was chai tea, apple cider, and caramel’ and Breezy offered to try and make something for her but she changed her mind and left so Breezy and I were like ‘alright let’s try this’ because we had chai tea, instant cider mix, a shit ton of caramel, instant hot water from the espresso and too much free time. 

And let me tell you it was delightful. It tastes like watching the leaves changing color and dancing in the wind. It tastes like picking out pumpkins and gourds and fresh apples at the farm up north. It tastes like witches and freedom.

I make it every year now and this year I walked in the house on the morning of October first with all the ingredients and shouted ‘FALL DRINK�� and my roommates were like ‘????’ so I made them Fall Drink and now every time they get home from work they’re like ‘Fall Drink pls?????’

Anyway I remember literally nothing else about that woman but I’m very grateful to her. 

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could you please explain how the safeword traffic system works?? i really cant wrap my head around it

Sure.

Red means stop. No more negotiation, something has crossed a line (too painful, something bad that wasn’t negotiated, etc.)

Yellow means that you need a break or that something is too much, or that if the top continues then you’re going to “red” soon.

Green means that things are going well and you want to continue if not ramp it up a little.

While a bottom might blurt out red or yellow, I’ve never seen a bottom volunteer “green”. It’s usually said in answer to when a top is checking in to make sure everything is okay. Asking “How are you?” and getting an answer of “fine” or “okay” might mean the bottom is just on autopilot and reflexively answering. Asking “What’s your color?” and getting “green” or “I was very close to yellow when you stopped” is much better.

One of my favorite doms to watch at parties was doing a pre-scene negotiation with someone he hadn’t played with before and said something like “Now, just between you and me here ;-) , my favorite color is yellow. It’s not about taking anything I can dish out. I promise you, I can always go harder. I want to know how you’re doing. I’ll likely yellow you, on purpose, a few times, just to find out where your limits are and then aim for a little below that. I don’t want to hear ‘green green green, green green red’ because then the scene’s over. I want some indication of how you’re doing and when you’re getting close to what you can handle, okay?”

And then, whenever she yellowed, he praised her. And why wouldn’t he?? She gave him vital information that allowed the both of them to have more fun!

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People who read geraskier fics where jaskier is human and mortal

Why?

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Geralt is not used to sitting on someone else's lap

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When I haven't watched the Witcher in a while, I do sometimes wonder how much of Jaskier's pining is actually just fanon.

And then I watch it again.

The bath scene before the ball on Cintra. Maybe someone will want you.

His dislike of Yennefer.

The forlorn looks he gives Geralt every time he chases after her.

We could head to the coast. Just trying to work out what pleases me. That glance after.

The very obvious break up song. Burn all the memories of you. Came from the heart--perhaps a broken one.

His inability to stop himself from hugging him again even though he's still pissed.

Lovely bottom. Bloated biceps.

Heterosexual explanation? Non-existant.

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Heard some of y’all enjoy my cowboy AU, so how about a little leaning in

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Hi everyone! I'm kinda short on rent and also haven't drawn any fanart lately, so maybe I can kill 2 birds with 1 stone... Also it's always fun to draw stuff for people here and I'm always super grateful to each and every one of you <3

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nsfw fanart example 1 nsfw fanart example 2 Feel free to message me here or e-mail me at johana.kubalova@seznam.cz