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Masculinity can be fun and breezy and cute for summer don’t let anyone tell you it can’t be

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CANONNN ORYM LIKES DORIANNNNN AAAAAAAAAAA

it’s like I’m experiencing Imodana becoming canon all over again

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Thank you Aimee for asking all the questions about Dorian ships. I, like Aabria, am shaking your hand.

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good morning to fat bitches and furry porn artists and transgender women who are actually 2-8 individuals in a trench coat. and everyone else i guess

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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

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SAME AIMEE SAME

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i didn't "get my wires crossed" i'm just wired wrong. there's a difference.

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an old lady I was serving today saw my "don't die wondering" pin and said she really liked it, and I was about to be like "oh? old fruit?" but then she started talking about how she dreads dying in the middle of a book, because then she'll never know the end which is, like, an equally valid interpretation of the message tbh. I told her it's a good reason to come back as a ghost and she lit up saying she thinks she'd be really good at haunting. kind of an icon tbh. i hope she dies at the end of her book, or that she comes and haunts the library so she can read to her heart's content.

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“he obviously has feelings for dorian” SOBBING CRYING THROWING UP

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new reaction image

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inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life

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