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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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Had to unfollow this one person on here cause they just would not stop making posts about how transfems on e getting periods is just made up symptoms and like, I don't have definitive proof I only have my and others experience but like how do you, as someone who is not on e, who has access to the same amount of studies looking into this with decent sample sizes as I do (none), feel so confident to say it's all just placebo and made up ? What makes you so confident ? Cause I gotta say after almost two years of nearly right on the dot once a month suddenly feeling nausea all week, taking the most unbelievable shits, feeling all my organs cramp, and having mood swings out the ass which always just so happens to line up with when the two people with uteruses in my house also get their periods, I feel like I have more data to work off of than you do

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if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

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joel smallishbeans says ingots in such a way that everytime i think hee is saying faggots. i wish he would.

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how did i just learn may is masturbation month this website is a failure

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IM LOSING MY MIND!!! Years ago I did a one shot with friends where I played a kobold based on a leopard gecko named Meeko. I even made old art of her. They were a path of the dragon monk but their kobold trait was basically begging so fervently for their life that enemies were caught off guard.

But what I said was, “I open my little muppet mouth and begging comes out.”

And my friend @take2headnorth. Never forgot.

Today I got sent this:

SHE MADE IT A SHIRT!!!!

I fucking died laughing when I saw it and every time I look at it I lose it all over again. Her little stupid face is so cute and perfect and everyone should see it.

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is there anyone out there with a nyt cooking subscription

will they send me the chamomile tea cake with strawberry icing recipe

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Curious, what are your boundaries?

I guess whatever my Area3D and collision box are set to 🤔

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Jobs don’t always limit the skills you learn to the job itself. For instance, when I worked at Red Robin, they’d offer 30 minutes for an unpaid lunch, or 15 if you wanted to get paid the whole time. If you think that’s extremely shitty join the club.

As a result of wanting money I got really good at eating quickly so I could use my break to read or relax. I’ve always been a fast eater but when I worked there I learned how to eat an entire burger and fries in under five minute while keeping up a conversation. This is advisable for good digestion, eat slow and chew your food.

There’s a balance to not talking with your mouth full and eating extremely quickly and it was a regularly used skill for years. When I worked at a sex shop I bragged about it once to a coworker.

She watched me with a timer going after I told her about it and we got burgers. I chatted with her the whole time. I was done in four minutes forty seconds.

Afterward she looked haunted and commented, “It was like watching a snake unhinge it’s jaw but you never talked with food in your mouth!”

More recently my beloved and I were catching up with a friend over lunch. I had a sandwich while they’d gotten falafel plates. We were having a lovely chat but after I finished a story our friend said, “I don’t want your food to go cold while you talk!”

I was surprised. I’d been deliberately talking more so she could eat. I turned to show her my empty sandwich box. Both she and my beloved were stunned. It was like I’d performed a magic trick and made my sandwich disappear because neither had even noticed me demolishing it like a snake unhinging it’s jaw.

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How to join the mafia

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rip polites, you would've loved 'my little pony friendship is magic'

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مرحبا حسين كيفك انا احمد شعبان، فلسطيني من غزة، طلعت من تحت الانقاض باعجوبة الحمد لله بس للاسف، انفجعت باستشهاد امي وزوجتي وابني وبنتي، لسا ما كملت 30 سنة كنت اشتغل بالصرافة بس وقف الشغل عشان الحرب، والحمد لله كل اشي راح، بحاول ابلش حياتي من الصفر تاني رغم كل الي صار وعملت رابط GFM عشان انسق اطلع واقدر ابني حالي من جديد، لكن الرابط مش شغال وما حد بيتبرع الا قليل جدا، وانا صدقا محتاج اطلع من غزة وابلش حياتي من جديد فلو بتساعدني اذا ممكن بتنشر اللينك عندك وتبعته لاصحابك بكون ممنونلك جد، لانه كتير ناس حكتلي انك متعاون وابن حلال، فما تخيبني حبيب

هي اللينك

https://gofund.me/d23f3346

وشكرا مقدما حبيبي

Hey guys,

I was able to speak with Ahmad here to verify the legitimacy of this fundraiser. It's completely legit, but it's also heartbreaking. His entire family has been martyred at the hands of the zionist occupation. His mother, his wife, his children... everyone. Please do not hesitate to donate.

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@ whoever is asking “would you watch Dan and Phil play [x]” I would watch Dan and Phil play literally anything, if they wanted to film themselves playing solitaire on separate ipads in complete silence (except for maybe an unhinged ad read) I would watch it. I have lost control of my life

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Hermit-a-day 20: GeminiTay

I am back and I'm doing some hermitcraft love nikki au designs this week. Since Gem is great at pvp I felt like her being Ace is the best choice.

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Katya / Goncharov