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Love the puns from Pun Hub

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just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

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yeah, people do lie on the internet, however i am so passionate about things that if i lie it will feel like i committed an autistic sin

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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

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Joan of Arc, pictured in a 1917 hair care manual

Proper Care of the Hair and Scalp, Amant Henry Ohmann-Dumesnil (Saint Louis: University Medical Press, 1917)

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

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YOOOOOOOOO i hope we get another teaser during annecy!!!!

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hello fellow autistic lesbians 🌈💜

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history's slowest house tour

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Bartholomew Bear In All Of His Outfits

Which one is your favorite? (And yes, his outfits are removeable)

Please vote here in my poll! 🐻

Ko-fi / Instagram

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we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

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hey guys new diagnosis just dropped: EVIL AUTISM