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I mean...

ANYWAY

You really gonna sit here and say this with your whole a*s chest, when we all know DAMN well about your fanfic antics??!? Like, it's becoming it's own plot at this point. "Oh tee hee wouldn't it be SO hilarious if we acted out spicy fanfic AGAIN?" (Legit though I cannot imagine being like "oh yeah I work 9 to 5 and today I had to research fictional stories about my bosses bonin'." Yup JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE LIKE??!?!)

It was rather breezy that day on the GMM set.

What level of parasocial is it when they suggest they're catalyst for your own Good Mythical Evening?

WHAT LEVEL OF PARASOCIAL IS IT WHEN THEY CONTROL WHEN YOU--

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YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS WITH A SULTRY CADENCE AND YOUR VOICE DROPPING AN OCTIVE WHILE GIVING HIM HEAVY EYE CONTACT LIKE THAT BUT OKAY.

Just...just bumping t*ints with your bestie???

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Link what in tarnation I thought you ordered 3 entrees...

Didn't know Rhett was into n*otaimori but also not surprised.

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My dudes it is early in the morning and we are not even 3 minutes into this video.

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Literally no one: Rhett McLaughlin: LIKE YOUR SEED

When you can't go 15 minutes without finding an excuse to touch your bestie.

It's just to show the merch that says "Burbank" in small letters behind this sign that I know is up there and may block the view of it, clearly a selling point of this sweatshirt.

When you can't go 5 minutes without touching your bestie.

When you can't go 1 minute without touching your bestie.

When you can't go less than a minute--SERIOUSLY?!?! XD

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Rhett, acting as if his adapting the rules because Link takes losing games so hard is *not* typical.

"Hide the Pickle" and "Hide the Pickle: with Some Twists" would be the names of the OF-version of GMM and GMMore tbh.

Rhett: Pshhhh those weirdos on Tumblr always shipping us all the time. Like, that's WEIRD y'all. Also Rhett: *AGGRESSIVELY FANNING THE FLAMES*

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Okay I would just like to know how THIS was allowed to fly:

But *THIS*:

*THIS* IS WHERE WE DRAW THE LINE?!?!

AND THEN LINK'S RESPONSE AFTERWARD IS:

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What in the AO3 is this?!?!

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(Been catching eps here and there and less regularly because I got a new job but hoping to add GMM back into my morning routine once everything settles cause I miss it <3 )

Watched this ep with my fiance and it was awkward af XD

First of all, Link looks adorable here. Second of all, it low-key looks like he caught Rhett off-guard with his somewhat earnest response and like big puppy dog eyes. THINGS GETTIN' A LITTLE TOO GOOD REAL MORNING AND A LITTLE LESS GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING???

tHe AbSoLuTe AuDaCiTy ThAt AnYoNe FoR a NaNoSeCoNd MiGhT tHiNk 2 NoRmAl BfF dUdEs ArE sEcReTlY B*nIn'

The real reason Rhett didn't grow out his hair/beard in college.

(Also my dude you have a hair tie on your wrist so...)

NOT RIGHT ON THE GLASSES THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK

...I'm gonna get a warning from Tum blr aren't I? XD

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CONGRATULATIONS TO THESE DUDES FOR A SUCCESSFUL SHOW 🩷💜💙

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HOW LONG DID YOU LAST YOUR FIRST TIME HAVING SEX. These are bold qs. 

Rhett: I know there was some dry humping for you and Christy, and for Jessie and me as well. 

Ben S: No soaking?  Link: If you knew about soaking would you have done it?  Rhett: With my worldview at the time, I didn’t think God was that stupid. 

Link is concerned about not speaking correctly about vaginal anatomy. 

Rhett said he didn’t last long his first time. It was his first time with it not being a mattress, he said.  YOU COULD PUT TWO OF YOUR TENNIS SHOES BETWEEN BETWEEN YOUR BOX SPRINGS AND YOUR MATTRESS THAT YOU COULD FUCK YOUR BED. 

Rhett: I was so ashamed...I figured God didn’t like this.  He would try to negotiate with God. That at least it wasn’t a woman. He wasn’t gonna make a small bed.  Link said he’s not good at locking doors. 

Rhett mentioned doing a cherry...skull? 

(Also Link said he didn’t recall how long he lasted) 

Vaginas are better than mattresses. Rhett said he lasted 45 seconds his first time. 

Link: I wanna make you look bad :p  Rhett: Was there a preamble?  Link: *dodging the question trying to give a speech.  Rhett: You didn’t give a preamble?  What is a preamble???? Rhett ate his wife out before he fucked her for the first time. Applause and cheers from teh crew. 

Link: The most important thing you can hear from this tonight is slurp it up. 

Rhett: Why do you think God gave you that mouth? 

Link to Rhett: You’re the Mister Cunnulingus champion. 

Rhett: *giggles* Thanks 

Link clarifies that is’ like, that Rhett supports it.  Rhett said he doesn’t wanna make people feel bad for not liking oral. 

Rhett: Have you ever got caught having sex with each other or your kids?  Link thought Rhett meant them having sex with Link not realizing that meant like if Link walked in on him and Jessie or Rhett walking in on Link and Christy.  Rhett: *accusatorially* TUMBLR. 

Link: Is that your nickname for me now. (Also Rhett thought that was interesting that that was where Link’s mind went.) 

Link said he caught Jessie and Rhett and Rhett looked shocked and Link said “nah” but accused us (and the crew?) of being so easy to manipulate lol  Re: Rhett’s Tumblr comment, I would just like to say THIS IS GOOD MYTHICAL EVENING AND YOU LITERALLY SUCKED LINK’S TIDDY AND YOU DONT THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE GONNA WRITE FIC ABOUT IT?????

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Link is talking about hair on his ears and shoulders. Goes into tangents. Started talking about a Lily story and then into airport stories. Apparently twice parked in front of the airport, curbside. He didn’t finish the Lily story until they reminded him. He forgot where he was in the story and was like “gimme a hint” XD  Rhett seems to know about all these stories too Lily just said she was surprised by the hair on Link’s ears btw. XD

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Have you ever used your fame in a way that embarrasses you? 

Rhett has one for both of them, storeis, I mean.

Rhett learned a 2 hour wait in a restaurant, and a fan recognized them and waved them in. Rhett was embarrassed but didn’t say no. 

Rhett telling Link’s story: Just the two of them were hanging out. Their wives were out of town. They were gonna go out to dinner which is rare (but they hang out at each other’s houses more apparently).  Link bursting into laughter when he realizes.  Rhett and Link were going out to dinner and Link called ahead of time to a rooftop restauran that’s fancy in Hollywood.  Link: Yes, my clients would like a seat on the rooftop.  Link: Famous YouTubers Rhett & Link.  Person on other end: Oh. Okay. Are you sure?  It didn’t work.  XD  Next q is: What’s it like being so old?  Link: What is the impact of your age on your body? 

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Link says he does not have experience with spanking. 

Same with Rhett. “I’m not saying there has been a spanking, and those spankings can be on one hand.  Link is INTRIGUED. He is asking QUESTIONS. 

“Did you talk about it?” 

“How does an ant know how to...*some nature comments*”????

Rhett did the spanking, right hand. In case anyone wants to know. 

Link is still asking him questions. 

“Was it playful? What was the response?”

Rhett isn’t disclosing but looks interested in his response XD 

Link is pantomiming drumming after comparing it to drumming. 

Link saw some show about Gwentehty Paltrow with spanking? idk

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Link is getting teary-eyed while thanking the Mythical Crew and Rhett’s like “you’re thank kind of drunk.” 

Link being an emotional drunk is kind of sweet <3 (Same tho, but moreso I just end up complimenting people a lot XD) I don’t really like drinking or getting drunk much because it makes my stomach D:  Appaerntly these Qs maybe “compromising”  RIGHT OUT THE GATE: DO YOU PREVER TO SPANK OR BE SPANKED. 

Rhett: I was happy to be on the end of the stun cane I was on. 

Someone in the chat: Rhett is a top confirmed 

XD I can’t  Link talking about the anticipation and fear/pain something or other. 

Rhett: In a sexula sense I think this question was asked.  SO THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS ANSWER ABOUT EACH OTHER?