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making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

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So...

I have never made mac and cheese from scratch. Always box.

This looks fine right?

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I’m not doing good :)

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If some snarky asshole teenager turned my leather glove into straight ice cubes I’d be terrified

If some snarky asshole teenager turned my glove into a flat board or ice cubes I'd be fucking pissed.

X-Men V1 #2

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Scott would do research into OCD after someone makes a mean joke about it to him one day and he would approach Charles like Sir I think I have this and Charles would laugh and say Don't be ridiculous my boy, everyone has that and Scott would be like 😔 I suppose he's right, he knows best after all and the two of them never figure out that Charles also has OCD.

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Warren Worthington III could like, sit on Scott's bed nude with a rose in his teeth and candles all around and a blanket tastefully covering him up a little and Scott would still be like "Wow 😔 he hates me because I too love Jean... and yet I can never truly challenge him for her affections because of my DREAD POWER!" like man I think he wants both of you.

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“…in the end it always seems that it is namor and his people who have lost…namor who is turned against….namor who is betrayed…and namor who is used by those who claim themselves his allies!” - marvel spotlight on sub-mariner: death is the symbionic man! (1976)

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YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Who's turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

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GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Clint in the vents and that’s his whole personality because he wasn’t fleshed out in the movies → Ava in the walls and that’s her whole personality because she wasn’t fleshed out in the movies

Thor eating poptarts and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief → Alexei eating Wheaties and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief

Natasha pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because fanon decided she’s just silly like that → Yelena pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because canon decided she’s just silly like that

Bruce being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a bad day → Bob being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a sad day

Steve being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the LAST person on board with this → Bucky being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the last person on board with this

Tony being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapons manufacturer → John being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapon himself

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I get that’s kinda the Internet but also like ;-;

Low key wanna write something for John Walker but I dont want to get crucified and anon hate

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I wrote a John Walker thing and the only comments I’ve gotten on it is one inaccuracy from a show from 4 years ago.

I wish you the best of luck /gen

Low key wanna write something for John Walker but I dont want to get crucified and anon hate

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Thunderbolts* didn't show what Bucky saw in his rooms because they said that's for the fanfic writers.

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people can call John a piece of shit terrible person all they want but I’ll always remember this man finding catcus berries in the middle of the desert and happily sharing it with Yelena and Ava — he could have been selfish and just ate it himself, but he doesn’t and he shares

that will always be important, this is who John is

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Wrote a thing

I don’t think there are spoilers but just to be safe I’ll put it under.

It’s just a character study of John Walker.

Where did he go wrong?

He knew where he went wrong. All those times he endangered his Kid. Disrespected the only woman who ever loved him.. Killed.

What right did he have, In this tower, with this serum?

He should have stayed in the goddamn Military and none of this would've happened.

He was a sick and twisted Icarus.

Wasn't this the definition of Insanity?

He know he would never be good enough to touch that golden light of fame but he keeps trying, expecting different results.

But If the godden Winter Soldier could, then why couldn't he?! He wasnt a fucking russian spy,or a coldhearted killler!

He was a good, honest man- but he wasn't, was he?

He was stained with blood.

April 9 2021.

He beat a man- a boy.. to death.

With a symbol that was supposed to represent America.

An Innocent Kid-

That boy didn't kill Lamar.

That boy didn't deserve to die.

John was angry. He was an angry, irrational, impulsive man.

The exact opposite of a good Captain America

And he always would be.

He would always rebuild his wax wings and fly too close to the cruel sun.

But the Sun wasn't cruel. He was.

And he would never change. He's a Killer.

He always would be.

Everyone Suffers around him. He's just a weapon and that's all he is.

He-

"John?"

Theres a hand on his shoulder.

Blonde... Yelena.

"Yeah? I'm fine."

"Do you need to talk?"

John Stands. He's dizzy, nauseous.

"NO. I..I said I'm fine."

“You don't look.."

Great, Bob's here too.

“You two deaf? I. Said. I'm. Fine."

Yelena and Bob share a look. Why are they Sharing a look? There’s no looks to be shared!

"I'm better than fine actually! And always will be."

"John, you're not -"

“Not alone? yeah I got that. I get it, no one is alone, Fucking Hoorah!!”

Now people are angry, that's how it always goes.

He could yell. He was going to tell these murders what-

"Alright, we’ll leave you alone.."

What-?

Bob and Yelena are walking away? Already?

There was supposed to be a fight.

Something that would take at least 15 minutes.

He's alone in the common room again.

He's alone again.

That's what he wanted.

It's what he said he wanted.

John puts his head in his head, his wax wings melting.

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If I make a Thunderbolts John Walker account will you people BEHAVE?

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[ THUNDERBOLTS* Movie Night | Art + HC ]

- John Walker was going to watch a movie by himself

- The others trickled in one by one

- everyone winds up falling asleep on one another by accident (mostly, except for Bob and Alexei— they came prepared)

- Bucky’s comfortable enough with these losers to leave his arm off and snuggle with Alpine

- yes this takes place in the old Avengers common room

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I’m writing a fic about it.

He was a sick and twisted Icarus.

But Instead of dying. He tries again, regardless of the broken bones and bruises.

Wasn't this the definition of Insanity?

He know he would never be good enough to touch that golden light of fame but he keeps trying, expecting different results.

How do we feel about calling John Walker Icarus?