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Been a while huh

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YALL HAVE SEEN THE LIVE STREAM AND ALLEGATIONS TOO RIGHT,,,, WE REALLY STARTING THE YEAR WITH A BANG

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LOUDER FOR PEOPLE IN THE BACK SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

You know what? Fuck it

Shipping Bob x Lila is ultra weird. At the end of the episode we can see that Bob is way older than Lila and he knew her when she was A CHILD.

Also that would be shipping victim x agressor. So a proship. And dont even try to pull the “b-but sr pelo-“ sr pelo isnt always right , even if the creator agrees its still wrong.(He reblogged a fanart of bob x lila if you ask.)

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Long time no see

I feel like theres no art of this design which is a shame cause he SLAPS

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Forgive me the lack of posts

I'm alive, just really mentally unwell lately

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*cough* ‘’….laugh or i’ll kill you. ‘’

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You ever peacefully start your day by scrolling thru the clock app and suddenly bobs VA appears giving you 5 heart attacks at once and permanent respiratory damage

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so, someone proposed the idea of bob plush.

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Am I spamming? Yes

Do I care? No

Some people pointed out when I first drew Bob i drew him too skinny and rest assured, I've noticed it too and took it upon myself to give proper representation

Take this as an apology letter, I hope this is better

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Someone in my replies said theyre gonna make Bob their malewife and honestly

Yeah he'd be a great malewife and his cooking would SLAP

Also messily painted because I don't want my whole page to be doodles and I wanna share my take on his colors

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I started rambling about Spooky Month to my cousin and got him hooked

Decided to draw some Bob content and he started making the most random requests which led to this

He pretty much exclusively wants to see him in dresses, makeup, cute clothes and with plushies

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I just wanna say how much I love the fact that the whole reason the villain of SM 5 was defeated was because he didn't look both ways before crossing the road

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Velseb without his costume is very important to me and I love seeing it so much...

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spooky month fan short : > 

My patreon

YouTube

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I am so fucking sorry for all of you having to witness me reposting x readers of an overweight fictional cannibal he is simply a major comfort character and I love he

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Bob Velseb x GN Reader Headcanon

Here's some Bob Velseb content to feed ya'll cause I know ya'll are starving (me included 💀)

He likes to give you his sweater when you get cold

He loves to cook for people so expect to wake up in the dead of night to him cooking you something 

Just make sure it isn't human meat tho

Cuddling? um yes please!

He's more of a big spoon but if you ask him he would let you spoon him instead 

He's on the run so he isn't able to spend much time with you

But when he is there he makes sure to spend his time wisely

When he's around you he's basically tied at the hip to you

He refuses to leave you alone (unless you need to use the restroom)

He is hesitant to give affection at first but quickly warms up to it

Doesn't matter if you're skinny, muscular, or cubby he'll try to pick you up

Sometimes when ya'll are watching TV together he'll slide you onto his lap and put his head on top of yours

Bob is a switch in the way that one minute he'll be brutally eating and killing people then the next he's cuddling up to you

Despite how violent he can be he refuses to take it out on you

He'd just storm off and come back home a few hours later all bloody and tired

He doesn't take off his costume very often around you but when he does kiss him on the cheek and watch his face turn red 

His top 3 love languages are physical touch, quality time, and acts of service

He doesn't talk much but loves to listen to you talk about your day 

If you have any candy around your house expect it to go 'mysteriously' missing

He doesn't seem like he sleeps very often (have you seen the bags under his eyes) 

So lead him to your bed and play with his hair until he relaxes enough to fall asleep 

He's basically always slightly on edge due to the police being after him so you often have to remind him that he's safe with you

BIG BOOBS (huh who said that 🤨)

He likes having you lay on top of him and no your weight doesn't matter to him so doesn't think that you'll crush him or anything (he'd probably like it anyways)

Despite him being a serial killer and all that you still love him and he feels happy and secure with you

It's a weird relationship yeah but the two of ya'll love each other so it's fine

I'm thinking about making some nsfw hc's but idk if yall would like that

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HE IS MY NEW HYPERFIXATION