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we need to tell ralsei its okay for her to be a girl. "but the prophecy says prince from the dark" ok. susies gonna punch that prophecy too
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This is completely out of left field for me but Arnold and Dispatch ARE toxic yaoi.

I will NOT be convinced otherwise.
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Cherry blossom.
Hirosaki park, Aomori, Japan.
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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’
and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL
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its so crazy how when you're in high school ur like 'i am never fucking getting out of here' and then the second ur out of there its 3000 miles away and you turn around like woah hey woah. where did that all go
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what I really like about all these vintage couple’s portraits is that there is a very certain romatic decorum kept up – certain themes and poses – which, while of course being the mainstream preferred view of couples repeated throughout many studios, are just… so nice to look at.
this staged affection, a mix of theatricality and intimacy, the couple holding still for a couple of moments and now immortalised in a very set sequence of embraces and kisses. there is a charm to it even when I can’t tell whether this was a genuine couple portait or just actors hired by the photographer.
the kiss on the bare shoulder (eyes perfectly averted), the cheek caress, the piano and the violin, the interrupted embrace, the woman tilted back as in a half-stopped dance…
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Shepard/Garrus
In their under-armor-suit(that I made up because I have no idea what they look like)
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