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I know it's last minuet but if anyone is going to interactive introverts today in Columbus and has VIP I'm going alone and would like to make some friends instead of standing there alone awkwardly....

Feel free to message me!

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He thinks he’s being sneaky

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dan hasnt been on tumblr lately

i wonder what he’s doing

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what’s tonight’s mood

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Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

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this is my life’s work

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working in retail

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phil + swearing

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This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.

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TATINOF shirt vs. public #2

Me: *Happily eating dinner with family*

Waiter: "Dan and who?" *looks at my TATINOF shirt*

Me: "Oh, Dan and Phil!"

Waiter: "And who are they?"

Me: "they make videos on YouTube"

Waiter: "...okay, which one are you going to marry?"

Me: "Neither!" *then realizes saying I want them to marry each other may not be the best thing to say*

"...Ummm because I wouldn't be able to choose"

Waiter: "Oh, sorry that's mostly practiced in Africa and parts of Asia and it's the men that have 2 wives... Good luck though!"

*walks away like he said nothing*

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TATINOF shirt vs. public #1

*In waiting room minding my own business, wearing TATINOF shirt*

Guy: "what does your shirt say?"

Me: "......."

Guy: *reads shirt* "Dan and Phil.... wrestlers?"

Me: "uhhh no, they are... performers...?"

Guy: "Punk band!"

Me: "No they are just performers"

Guy: "Punk! I like Metallica too!" *walks away slowly*

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